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[–] ShotDonkey@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, Epstein, ...

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[–] Yetanotherpaolo@feddit.nl 53 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Isn’t this against the no deepfakes law the cunt has been pushing

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I thought they just passed a "no regulation on AI for x years" law as part of their Big Billionaire Bill

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yes and nothing will happen from it. News outlets squak. The cult laughs. The "libs" get angry. The government does nothing because even if they did this is a presidental action and he has immunity.

I can't believe how fucked everything is. I'm over it. I just want to survive with my family.

[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The "libs" get angry.

Rolling your eyes and muttering "what a fucking idiot" isn't the same as getting angry.

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Yeah I don’t usually get pissed, I’m just perpetually baffled.

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Can someone please make one of trump murdering Epstein??

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 100 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 80 points 4 days ago (18 children)

Just FYI. We in Europe are watching what you guys are up to and being super judgemental. Get your shit together.

[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 52 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Keep an eye on your own countries, you're not immune to right-wing populism.

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[–] butwhyishischinabook@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago (13 children)

Just FYI, you in Europe should spend more time learning how not to freak out the moment you invite a relatively small amount of Muslim people of color to live among you as refugees and start pushing boats back into the sea to drown. We watch your society start to break apart the moment it drifts even a tiny bit away from white ethnostates. Hungary and Poland fell before the US.

Don't get me wrong, we're a flaming dumpster fire right now, but it gets very tired very quickly listening to you people look down your noses at the US like your shit doesn't stink as you teeter to and from the brink of far right parties taking power every 3 years on a platform of "no Muslims in Country X." You're not wrong, but glass houses my guy. You judge us, but the rest of the world judges us both.

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It's to distract you from Epstein

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 346 points 4 days ago (10 children)

This dude is throwing everything to try to pretend he ain't a fucking pedophile in Epstein's list.

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 95 points 4 days ago (19 children)

Terry Crews' character in Idiocracy was non-satirically a better President at this point.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 30 points 4 days ago

Yea, at least he cared about the crops or something

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[–] cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de 230 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Almost forgot about the Epstein case there for a moment, except I didn't.

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[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 47 points 4 days ago

pedophile president breaking his own law about posting bullshit online

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago
[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"no one is above the law" it says... While Trump is literally acting like he's above the law and the supreme court allows it.

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[–] roofTophopper@lemmy.world 100 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Weak attempt to distract. Stay focused folks. EPSTEIN FILES, RELEASE THEM.

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[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 43 points 4 days ago (12 children)

Hey USA.

What the fuck.

Sincerely,

--
Rest of the fucking world

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[–] UnspecificGravity@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

Actual criminal trying to normalize being a criminal.

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 138 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

Epstein’s best friend, convicted felon and adjudicated rapist Donald Trump, is a human trafficking child rapist.

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[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 158 points 4 days ago (7 children)

Will an AI make a video of him being innocent in the Epstein case, or is the technology still not that good?

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[–] articulatedstupidity@lemmy.cafe 10 points 3 days ago

"NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW!"

Except a certain somebody I could name...

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 16 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Trump sued CBS for something far less...and won! C'mon Obama I know it's distasteful but sue that bastard!

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[–] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 107 points 4 days ago (5 children)

The pedophile in chief is just spraying videos hoping something distracts people

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[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What’s funny is the motion picture depicts Obama sitting in prison alone.

You know it’s fake because if Obama was in prison EVERYBODY would want to be his buddy. Dude has so much freakin charisma.

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[–] MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago

Sorry Trump, you're still a pedophile.

This is some juvenile grade deepfake revenge porn.

[–] lostbit@feddit.nl 34 points 4 days ago (2 children)

jesus, The US is absolutely off rails. This is insane

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

why, does Obama have the Epstein list?

[–] PedroMaldonado@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Don and his shit has turned this country into the Aristocrats joke...

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 34 points 4 days ago (2 children)

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.

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[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 67 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Arrested for what? Not going to Epstein's island?

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[–] fishy@lemmy.today 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I've got $10k for the next president to reenact this with DJT in Obama's spot.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 days ago (7 children)

That's funny, you think there will be a next president after Trump

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[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 49 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Jesus. What a shit show.

Y'all know there's some old ass country bumpkin watching this and jerking off to it.

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