Maybe a tray full of beans 
this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2025
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Just tape individual beans to the frame
doing this along my entire frame but with beans
eating mud-covered candy after a day of mountain biking
after a day of mountain biking
gross
fill water bottle with refried beans
I ask again at what PSI beans disintegrate because I'm not sure a even a VO2-maxxing human has the kind of suck that would make the pressure delta to do that feasible
At that point, just make a bean slurry LOL if you add enough liquid it would become drinkable.
if you ride a cervelo you know how to no hand it along paris roubaix anyways or all the other dentist would kick the shit out of you. At which point just tape a can of baked beans to your frame and spoon it out along the ride. The increased cW for the alloted 120 seconds of upright riding cancels right out via the synergetic mix of pure and complex sugars baked beans deliver
Might need tubes running beans to my mouth if it gets that violent.
You could put the beans into a spare tube and have them forcefed to you by some sort of contraption via the rotary force of the wheels. Then, if you need your spare, it is finely coated with beans and sugary tomato liquid, which could work as a tyre sealant. Anybody know how much psi a white bean takes before disintegrating?
And farting because of the beans makes up the loss in forward thrust while you were eating them
It's really funny how that's a cervélo too. Brb taping bananas to my $7000 bike
Better believe if my bike costs more than a car (mine doesn't, fyi) just to be 500 grams lighter, I'm not putting on a saddle that weighs more than 5 grams.
Weightmaxxing and accessibilitymaxxing
I can't imagine topping this with another solution if this tape rips easily.