It's most likely an off-lease corporate PC that didn't get properly wiped.
Like the other poster said, if you boot from a USB drive you should be able to wipe out windows easily enough.
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It's most likely an off-lease corporate PC that didn't get properly wiped.
Like the other poster said, if you boot from a USB drive you should be able to wipe out windows easily enough.
Thank you for the confirmation! I’m excited to post the “I did it!” at some point this week.
Good luck! If you have trouble getting it to boot from usb, try not to get too discouraged. It sometimes takes a couple tries with some of these little PCs.
Also, 2 things:
don't trash the old USB drive yet. Try using gparted or some other utility to departition and repartition it. Sometimes, those things can get corrupted but not actually ruined.
you probably already figured this out, but don't use the same USB port for the next try. If the drive WAS killed, it's possible that the port is physically damaged.
I appreciate that. This is definitely going to be a long learning process for me, but the boundless optimism here, and my malignant hatred for windows, will hopefully keep me going
If that does not work, remove the boot medium and connect it to another Linux machine to wipe it.
And you may have to reset the bios.
Good advice, although you'd be surprised how often corporate machines don't have any BIOS/UEFI security.
Not if it is Intune enrolled
If mashing keys isn't working, try the Novo button instead - most Lenovo mini PCs have this tiny pinhole or button (usually on the side/back) that you press with a paperclip to directly access the boot menu without the keyboard mashng frustration.
You got me pretty excited for a minute, but unfortunately this model doesn’t have one. I really appreciate the help, though. I have only a few more keys to try, before I loop back to the beginning with a fresher arm
If it was stolen it needs to be returned

You do realize you could end up with cops knocking on your door right?
Chances are it is not stolen. However, I would confirm that to be the case.
Frankly, I wouldn’t even know where to begin to return it. I guess I’ll shoot them an email with the model and pics and send it back to them if they request it. As with the drive’s contents, I expect nothing
That is quite reasonable
If they don't get back to you that is on them