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[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 12 points 6 months ago

My new fave hobby is taking the weed burner thing to ivy.

It gives a very satisfying crackle pop sound.

[โ€“] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Couple photos while we wait for Seagoon:

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 5 points 6 months ago

What a day! ๐Ÿ˜

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (4 children)

Fell asleep at 11pm, wide awake at 3am.

Laughing at that mushroom case subreddit, everyone is losing their minds about how what happened to Simon wasn't allowed to be presented as evidence in this case. Um, maybe because there's no solid proof she poisoned Simon those times; I have no doubt she did, but they cannot prove it, so inadmissable as evidence.

Good thing the jury found her guilty anyway, but this has highlighted how little the public knows about criminal case proceedings, good fkn lord ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ

And I got downvoted for telling someone they were gross for purposefully driving by Erin's house. It's not a tourist destination! Give it a few years after sentencing at least! Other people live on that street FFS.

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Purposely driving past her house is pathetic, terminally online behaviour.

So fucking glad I deleted my reddit account.

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 6 points 6 months ago

Yeah I need to delete, like I should have done so years ago. Not good for my head.

[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Wrote a whole rant, but backtracked it. But yup, that sub needs a new hobby.

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's a hive mind of damn idiots. Too many fuckwicks who want justice to be revenge.

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[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Thatโ€™s so gross and weird to do. I even feel a little bit bad sometimes even commenting on the situation because itโ€™s not a spectacle, itโ€™s peopleโ€™s lives and theyโ€™re still probably shocked and grieving.

Imagine the reality of things right now for the kids. Donโ€™t drive by stalk a devastated family bro.

[โ€“] Eagle@aussie.zone 6 points 6 months ago

They are absolutely devastated and grieving still.

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 5 points 6 months ago

It's so gross! I think I also got a little triggered, because it reminded me of the shit my mum used to do when I was a teen:

smol traumaShe really believed she was psychic, and would drive around at all hours of the night trying to "find" Bung Siriboon, one hand on the wheel and the other tracing words on her thigh. She'd drive like a fucking idiot too, because she wasn't paying full attention, so I'd go with her because I was afraid she'd get into a crash and die and I wouldn't know.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 6 months ago

trolls and children

[โ€“] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

I might name the house. Get a little plaque made. It seems like a bit of a wank but I donโ€™t want to move anymore and it feels like it helps with connecting to a location.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 6 months ago

It's nice to have names. It's home. ๐Ÿ˜Š

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[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 10 points 6 months ago (10 children)

Deleted my 10yr old Reddit account.

[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I need to do that at some point. Just having trouble letting go. I wonder if thereโ€™s a way to back up comments.

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I didn't save any comments lol just deleted the account. It was hard to let go, but I just had enough of the bad news, sexism, and racism; no comment I made ever changed anyone's mind about their biases. Plus, it means my ex can't see what I'm up to anymore lol, I have the screenshots of the message they sent me a year or two back, so I can throw that in their face again if I need to, but it is very freeing.

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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 10 points 6 months ago (3 children)

getting ready for a long walk down the beach/coast , 4k return, some of it is rough, the tide very low but rising , I don't care if sometimes I have to walk in the water a little because there is no sand

this is good for old people like me, the uneven way is meant to strengthen muscles in our feet and help us maintain balance

will take photos and hope I find some good shells and coral

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 8 points 6 months ago

That sounds lovely.

I shall have to tell Mr Woof about the benefits of uneven ground next time he looks at me like I'm crazy for wanting to cut across an open lot instead of sticking to concrete paths. Telling him the route takes us closer to cows doesn't seem to be a winning argument with him.

[โ€“] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 6 points 6 months ago

Excited for photos ๐Ÿฟ

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[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

This is a house of naps

I could legit crash now till tomorrow.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 9 points 6 months ago (9 children)

I'm back, took my boots off, had a coffee and 30 minute rest

and now for pics ๐Ÿ˜Š

omg, what a beautiful day out there, the tide is very low and it's sunny and mild

the tide is low and all the dogs and their friends are out on the flats ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿถ

this is as far as I got, 50 metres short of my goal of getting to the small creek , after the fence it's a true mangrove swamp with no sand and nothing but mucky mud, I saw fox prints in the mud and if a fox sinks more than 5 cm into the ooze I have no hope , even the sand where I was was getting unstable

a view looking back at the city

a murex shell in situ , it's the big shell with a flange

some of today's finds

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Your shell finding ability truly is amazing.

Makes me wonder wtf is wrong w/ my beach or if I need glasses.

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[โ€“] TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 8 points 6 months ago (11 children)
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[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Someone has had their meds and a lambie brekkie, then come back to bed for sleepy cuddles. My old baby.

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You're a fantastic Cat Mum!

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 7 points 6 months ago

she's the best ๐Ÿ˜ป

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

She seems to like the lamb. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜Š

( It's such a relief you found something she likes. I was getting so worried. โ˜น๏ธ)

[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

She adores lamb. I think itโ€™s one of her favourite things

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Sth. melbourne dim sim meets a weed burner:

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[โ€“] tone212_@aussie.zone 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Back from my run, so many people out and about enjoying the sun. Trees are starting to blossom. Iโ€™m enjoying this false spring very much.

Also in my area, after a certain point on the walking track itโ€™s mandatory to say hello or nod / acknowledge passers by.

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 7 points 6 months ago

After many delays I finally put the numbers on my letterbox.

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

wooo tanks done, slurrytub adapter for rock cleaning done, trench done, now for carhole scourging, hard rubbish piling and a door flap.

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

slurrytub adapter for rock cleaning

The wot with the who now?

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[โ€“] bacon@aussie.zone 6 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Fruit salad and yoghurt please

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[โ€“] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 6 points 6 months ago (13 children)

Ok how do y'all fit in time for hobbies, exercise, cleaning the house, cooking, seeing people, sleeping, working, taking care of kids, etc.?

Do fully functional people have all this together? Or does at least one need to be sacrificed? I don't have kids, and can't imagine having to balance life stuff with kids.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I don't. ๐Ÿ˜ž

( i think i spend too much time on the net )

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Nope. Nobody "has it all together". As per SituationCake, you deal with the most urgent dumpster first. Then other shit as it happens. Helps to have a rough idea of routine and priorities - which can be varied in accordance with circumstances. There is no law that states that THOU SHALT HAVE AN IMMACULATE HOME AT ALL TIMES OF EVERY DAY OR I WILL SMITE YOU. And nobody ever put "I was a perfect housekeeper" on their gravestone. Kids/pets come first if there's a scheduling conflict, closely followed by partner. Everything else can usually wait a bit if necessary.

My own very rough schedule as a solo household is : I budget 15 mins for washing up & kitchen clean per day. This is not optional for me as I'm immunocompromised post cancer treatment and well, microbiology. Laundry once a week (mostly) depending on weather. Rest of house - I budget 2 hours on a weekend for tidy up and cleaning. That's housework sorted mostly. Maybe do a more thorough clean at the change of season. Life is too short to wipe the top of cupboards or clean behind the fridge more than 4 times a year imo. For me, Saturdays are a write off anyway as I have to take an osteoporosis pill weekly that screws me over for most of the day (gotta stay within 30 seconds of the loo), so I might as well stay home and sort the house on that day. Maybe do some slow cooking if I can be bothered. Ditto gardening. Most of my friends are trained now and know that I'm not available on Saturdays for socialising.
Sundays are my fun days - I try to keep that day free to do pretty much whatever I want or see people etc.
Shopping : once a week for pantry/fridge. And stop on the way home after work for fresh stuff if needed.
Life admin : 1 hour once a month copes with most things. Or deal as they come up.
Cooking : breakfast isn't really cooking unless you do eggs etc., so cooking is roughly 1 hour at the endish of the day. During the week I keep it very simple. A bit more lavish on the weekend - say 2 hours for 3 mealsworth. After dinner is relax/chill/net time or reading or hobbies.

Take home message - it all depends on circumstances. And nobody gets it all done all the time. And if they did, I would consider them to be robot aliens from a distant planet with good connections to the cosmetic and AI industries.

[โ€“] Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 5 points 6 months ago

I manage sleeping and working, most of the time

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[โ€“] briongloid@aussie.zone 6 points 6 months ago

Why doesn't Victoria have .vic TLD, every LGA could have stonnington.vic, campaspe.vic, parliament.vic

Nobody's claimed it yet and it's only a matter of time.

On that note. .melbourne? why not something normal like .melb, better yet, why not have the whole state use .vic.

Goodnight all โค๏ธ

[โ€“] just_kitten@aussie.zone 5 points 6 months ago (7 children)

Tomorrow I start my drive up north and while I'll be in a campervan with a little gas stove and staying at caravan parks for the most part, it's been so long that I kind of struggled to think about what easy dinners I could make. Couscous and some sauce it'll be, and some soup packets. It feels a lot harder doing it for one person as it really doesn't feel worth doing prep and cleaning, most times I've been with others and at least there's some fun to be had roasting potatoes and what have you. This is just going to be bare basics... Probably nice for a change, really.

Wish I'd brought my aeropress though. Just to be that Melburnian out west

[โ€“] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I like those little precooked rice packets too. And good old baked beans.

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