this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2025
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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, because somebody took a dump in there and it absolutely reeks. You can't smell it because you have COVID.

[–] Tm12@lemmy.ca 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Plot twist, OP the one who smell like ass.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

Can attest. Smelling ass as we speak.

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 35 points 10 months ago

This train car is only empty because OP was the crazy guy that scared them off.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

One NYC luxury I experienced when I visited was a cool summer breeze at night after coming back from a gig while drinking a slurpee.

Well NYC, your country sucks, but you have a good metal scene.

(LGBT Community in the background: Help! Heeeelp!)

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Saint Vitus is one of the top things I miss since leaving.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

That is exactly where I went

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Back in the day on the very rare occasion that I had a 7 or G train car all to myself, I'd belt out the loudest operatic singing voice I could manage. There's nowhere on Earth more isolated than an empty NYC subway car, gotta seize that opportunity.

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I want to be a fly in that car
I'm assuming flies have ears

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

took my mom to visit NYC (from another country) and the first 30 min out of the hotel we saw a crackhead shitting in the subway stairs. and we passed him on the way down. Lol

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Driving around LA my family from out of state wouldn’t stop complaining about all the trash on the freeway. Right as I was explaining that the city’s not that dirty (lol) some guy opens his car door and uses his leg to push out an entire floor’s worth of trash onto an exit ramp.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Is “crackies” crackers or crackheads?

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Unless it's crackhead crackers, in which case the answer is technically both

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

Also, this is a train, not a bus... smh

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Ac broke or there’s shit just out of frame

[–] Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Too bad those blue benches are not comfortable at all. I'm sad they're retiring the orange and yellow seats

[–] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I haven't been to New York, but when I see the New York subway, I think of this:

https://youtu.be/ygCV3vQvphI