It's for pre-butt stuff so there's no stuff in your butt before you start stuffing stuff in your butt.
this post was submitted on 22 Aug 2025
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This apparently requires stuffing, so it’s the pre-butt stuffing for the later stuffing stuff.
The design is very human.
Step 4 😳
My collection only consists of products that goes in the anus, but now I want one where the anus goes in the product.
You want underwear? I can get you underwear even pink by noon.
I only wear chaps while going commando. But thanks for the offer.
I'm pretty sure underwear is a thing already...
Underwear is where I put my ass, the anus just tags along.
Car, house, boat, tent... The list goes on
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The design is very human
Yes. I also have three holes there.
Interesting you didn't mention the stainless steel. Silver surfer?
This is something my grandmother would have had and actually used it as a normal shower head and thought nothing of it.
Your grandma has six kids, bro, she knew.
No! NOOOOO! Grandma, you whore!
Then why did she leave that “back massager” out all the time?! Just seems irresponsible at that point.
its for cleaning cups probably
Well spotted.
Sold by "top drawer essentials". They're not even trying anymore.
For anyone seriously considering this: don’t. Forcing water inside your body can cause an embolism and kill you.
??????????
Enemas are perfectly safe
Enemas use gravity for pressure alone which is maybe a couple of psi max. Household tap pressure can be 50 psi or more. Not the same thing at all!
I've been using a showerhead enema wand for a long time. Water escapes out your anus long before causing problems internally.
Thats not the same as hooking up a pressurized hose and blowing high powered water jets into soft tissue.
Showerhead enema wands are very common and safe. I've been using one for a long time. Water escapes out your anus long before causing problems. Also, you seem to be under the impression that it's full vlast or nothing. All of these come with their own valves, and use adjust the pressure before inserting it for your own comfort.
"You can't justify it not being dangerous from your personal anecdote when you use it on low pressure!"
I was once extremely constipated, and laxatives weren't helping. I took a 3 hour shower and more or less pressure washed the damn blockage out of me. Even on high pressure, enema wands are not a safety concern.
I've heard of children deads because they shoved the shower hose up their anus and turned the water on, ruptured the bowel wall.
Well I can't say it's something I tried as a child, but seriously, either water is going to leak around the nozzle or the nozzle is going to push itself put of you. Even my ass couldn't keep it in when I tried and my claim to fame is winning a tug of war with a guy over a buttplug. Maybe if your wand head was a large bulbous plug, in the sweet spot for the individual of being large enough to impede exot but not large enough your muscles are already stretched and half trying to push it out, it's unlubed, and it's been a while since you put it in so you're not warmed up anymore, but now we're playing "mythbusters replicate the reults".
I obviously can't dissprove what you've heard because it's so vague, but if it did happen, I'm willing to bet what you've heard was just the kernel of truth wrapped in an urban legend.
It looks like a penis.
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“Cleansing system” in other words it will curl your toes and cross your eyes.
Top drawer essentials
In Texas,, you're not allowed to have 6 or more of these. Texas Penal Code Title 9, Section 43.23 (f)
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Clearly a bidet nozzle
To get one, you have to wait until there's a free holiday return, I suppose.
I was sure this was fake but nope, it does exist: https://www.walmart.com/ip/Lolynie-Tabuy-Bathroom-Handheld-Aluminum-Shower-Head-Nozzle-Cleaner-Flushing-Cleansing-System/14159951083
... being clean & dirty at the same time ...
Have you tried the “Buy Now” button?
Y'all have never heard of a douche?
What does Mel Gibson have to do with this?
So this is meant to clean a "showerhead nozzle"?
Since this is the ideal shape they came up with, does that mean that the human penis is perfectly shaped to clean showerhead nozzles?
Hmmm.