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[–] mriormro@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

How does someone go through life not learning how to cook?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What are you talking about? He cooked that meat, didn't he?

[–] mriormro@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Sure, let's say that.

[–] Moc@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Are you sure his mum didn’t cook it?

[–] MantidSys@kbin.social 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Childhood neglect, abuse, autism, and enough money to rely on pre-made foods.

Source: my life

P.S.: Don't be so dismissive of people whose struggles you're unfamiliar with. And that's assuming this image wasn't staged.

[–] Duranie@midwest.social 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm early Gen X with a bunch of much older boomer siblings. By the time I came along my mom was too frazzled to teach me "women's work" of cooking and cleaning. I relied on prepackaged, frozen, and just a couple basic recipes to get me through.

By the time I was 27-28 I started having kids. I took the opportunity to basically watch 24/7 food network (before all the competitions and game shows) and learned to cook. My sons? I started teaching them to cook as soon as I could get them to participate without hurting themselves.

But that's me. I enjoy cooking, so I went for it. Some people don't even like cooking, or enjoy food enough to care beyond eating as unavoidable body maintenance.

[–] Starb3an@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

I semi learned from my mother. I can follow a recipe no problem. I tend to over cook rather than undercook. Making my own creations isn't where I excell.However, I choose to put my time into other pursuits. Food is just sustenance. I eat the same thing every day. (Also found a shirt I like and ordered 7 and wear them every day)

[–] moog@lemm.ee 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

the "i never want to shit again" colon-pounder special

[–] Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago

I see youre a biologist.. lol

[–] Lodespawn@kbin.social 23 points 2 years ago

Choc milk aside that looks like dog food. If you're going to eat meat at least learn to cook it properly. No self respecting boy (or girl for that matter) should be inflicting this abomination upon themselves. Why do boys apparently have to hate themselves like this?

[–] Kushan@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

Love me some milk steak.

[–] Nepenthe@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago

I wish "Guys can't survive on their own without someone parenting them 24/7" was what people meant when they complained about misandry.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemdro.id 11 points 2 years ago

When I was like 9 years old I had steak and a chocolate milk at a fancy restaurant (fancy to nine year old me).

I threw up and have never sought that particular combination out again.

It's been literally decades and I just got that weird extra saliva kick in the back of my throat that says I won't be trying it again tonight.

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

...did you cook those steak nuggets to well done?!?!

[–] 2Blave@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

Hard to tell... they're just grey and probably almost flavorless.

I'm betting they got covered in either ketchup or steak sauce.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I hated steak as a kid. Chicken nuggets tho.

[–] Owljfien@iusearchlinux.fyi 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I thought I hated steak as a kid, turns out my parents were not great at cooking steak

[–] moonsnotreal@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago

Yeah my parents are just awful at cooking. My mom cooks every burger and steak well done.

[–] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I fail to see a single thing wrong with this.

[–] mriormro@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It looks like dog shit, for one.

[–] Duranie@midwest.social 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I might mistake it for dog food, but I've not seen a dog shit cubes.

[–] Blastasaurus@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Wombat shit then (I've seen it, it's cubed).

[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 years ago
[–] JusticeForPorygon 5 points 2 years ago

Throw some eggs or potatoes in there and you're set.

[–] ssfckdt@mastodon.cloud 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Woof, arf, bark.

Talk about your "bone appetit"

[–] greyscale 12 points 2 years ago

"My son turned out just fine"

Sir, your daughter barks on command.

[–] phuntis@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago

I want boy dinner now

[–] zuu@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Sloppy steaks at truffonis

[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago
[–] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago

Would you like some meat with your meat?

[–] Blastasaurus@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (6 children)

I can't take an adult who drinks chocolate milk seriously.

[–] Asnabel@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago

Mmmmm, choccy milk. 🤤🤤🤤🤤

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 9 points 2 years ago

That's an interesting way of saying "I gatekeep what people are allowed to enjoy."

How about just considering that what drinks people consume says absolutely nothing about them, other than "I don't care what people think about what I enjoy?"

[–] JoeKis@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Haha, Choccymilk go brrrr

[–] Jimbo@yiffit.net 4 points 2 years ago

Well how dare you my good sir/madam

[–] Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago

Its clearly steak sauce

[–] squeakyelbows@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

Meatloaf Crunch! 😊