Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Adult topics with which to be cautious or avoided: drugs, sex, death, racism.
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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submitted 2 months ago by Triumph@fedia.io to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

I'm antipho.

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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My heart swells with pride.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was practically complementing you lol

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I always swell somewhere when receiving a compliment.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 months ago

Were this a just world, that would also be criminal.

[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Next, he'll be going around trying to get kicked out:

"Bun cha fools around here, I dare you to banh mi".

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 9 points 2 months ago

I ran away so fast. They couldn't catch me because Saigon.

[–] elvith@feddit.org 12 points 2 months ago

ⓘ This poster is suspected of being part of a cooking organization called Antipho. Please report any suspicious flavors.

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I follow a way... the way of no Vietnamese soup monarchs.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 1 points 2 months ago

This is the way.