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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
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[–] yakko@feddit.uk 30 points 4 months ago

Last weekend my kid saw snow in a cartoon and he shouted "NO! IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS!"

I guess I'll keep him.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

AND DAY OF THE DEAD

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Sheesh! Look, I don't want a lot for Christmas! There is just one thing I need...

[–] SnoringEarthworm@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Rats that sing carols before Thanksgiving definitely aren't getting a lot for Christmas.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

More like Scrooges that "Bah, humbug!" rats that sing carols before Thanksgiving definitely aren't getting a lot for Christmas. No offense.

[–] SnoringEarthworm@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago

No offense taken or offered.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

I've already got some of my lights up.

Because they're programmable RGB lights and I've got them set to Halloween colors, NOT CHRISTMAS!

[–] Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 4 months ago

Halloween is just the nightmare that comes before Christmas.

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 4 points 4 months ago

we still have spooky season to go, which is in fact the only thing stopping the resting old god Mariah Carey from awakening from her slumber

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 3 points 4 months ago

We've not even had gay/goth Christmas yet! (Halloween that is. As a queer goth, I'm a big fan of it)

[–] salacious_coaster@infosec.pub 3 points 4 months ago

The tiny little BZZZZzzzzz sound effect 😂

Every time someone mentions Christmas before December Santa is forced to execute an innocent elf.

[–] Paragone@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

What's really sad, is the most gorgeous Christmas tune I know-of, is by Crissy Hynde & The Pretenders,

where she uses guitar as a kind of bells..

& she wrote it to be "the most depressing Christmas song ever written".

It's about a woman waiting for her husband to return from the war ( Falkland Islands, in that case )..

The catch-of-her-breath, at the end of the song..


Dear madame Hynde, until I found that out, the tune was gorgeous..

Now it's gorgeous+horrible.

Someday I hope .. I don't know, off-duty Leprichauns, or something, .. get even with you for ruining the best Christmas tune in the whole world.

Humbug, woman, humbug.

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