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Witches, Wizards, and Warlocks (media.piefed.world)
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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 months ago

Engineerth are Igorth

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I thought we all agreed that warlocks are magical sugar babies.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

business majors

sugar babies

They're the same picture.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Well there's the warlocks who genuinely think they live in a magical meritocracy and rapidly learn otherwise when the pact payment comes due, but the ones who are actually smart got an artificer degree and then maybe multi classed into warlock when they got a good enough offer.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 months ago

Druids're just stoners. See: Scooby-Do.