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I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.

Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?

But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.

https://bsky.app/profile/beebrookshire.bsky.social/post/3m3s2gw7lbc2b

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[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No barbecue sauce udder, smdh. How's anybody supposed to get off to this?

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

Maybe that's only available in clubs in Berlin.

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

try not to sexualize the mayo teats

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

ngl i want this for my kitchen

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

put them on tracks so you can slide them up and down the counter

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Even if the condiments are vegan-v this is still philosophically anti-vegan, just like animal crackers.

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

Could this be kinkshaming ?

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

Getting banned from air travel in Germany because of the time I suckled from the mustard teat

...Worth it

[–] Koolio@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

Zer ar mor horrors in hevvn end öth zan ar dreemd of in yor philosophie!

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hot sauce over there in a normal container side-eye-1side-eye-2

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

you think germans want shit spicy??

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

Their curry ketchup stuff is pretty tasty idk. Krauts can have a little bit of spicy every now and then

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ayy is that the dude from Warrior (2019)?

Andrew Koji? He's based.

Also he's going to play Ryu in the new street fighter movie.

[–] Edie@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Thats Markiplier, a youtuber

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

oh nvm lmao. Very similar look in that picture.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

God is asleep. This world is his nightmare.

[–] Commie_Chameleon@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago (3 children)

All I can think about when I see this is how many hands have touched these, and you'd have to touch right next to the nozzle. I bet they don't get cleaned very often either. visible-disgust

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I thought this was for workers with clean hands. If this is open to the public my opinion flips completely from "That's pretty neat" to "This is a crime and someone must pay."

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago

suddenly commies believe in privatization when it's the people's condiment nipples smdh

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Better than a billion individual single serving plastic ketchup packets.

[–] Commie_Chameleon@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

Can’t argue with that!

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

Those were my thoughts too.

[–] DerRedMax@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

The thing that bothers me the most is the mustard container isn’t yellow.

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

This shit is on point not even sorry to say

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

Without reading anything I knew this was Germany.

[–] mechwarrior2@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago