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[–] MakingWork@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is the way.

I am giving out a baggy with:

  • full size chocolate bar
  • chips
  • popping candy
  • sour patches
  • rice Crispie

All my neighbour's do baggies with stuff in them too. One puts a loonie in. It's a competition.

[–] LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 8 points 2 months ago

That's a good competition to have!

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

One of my favourite episodes is when Lisa's about to ruin the school's funding, so they hire Otto to play a School Comptroller so that the school can get its funding and Lisa can stop her guilt from negatively affecting everyone around her in the name of her own self-righteousness

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can't speak for everyone but I'd still prefer the king size candy.

[–] LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 5 points 2 months ago

Ditto. And not just cos I'm veggie

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] SnoringEarthworm@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 2 months ago

~ Marvin Gaye

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

That might poke holes in their candy bag. Better to go with an ice cream scoop of pulled pork.

[–] cynar@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Last year, a house near me had a hotdog cooker going. It was an absolute hit with the kids (and parents!)

[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Dinkleberrrrrrrrg

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 2 months ago

I've got some truly awful chilly chocolate that somebody at work gave me. I'm tempted to hand that out to the snotty kids I don't like.

[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

That's some very sensitive insecurity there.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I thought nowadays the done thing is to shoot the kids?

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 2 months ago

Sadly a tradition only available in the United States.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

And I'm just handing out pop.