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[-] Cruxifux@lemmy.world 72 points 11 months ago

I’ve been cutting every piece of software that shows me ads out of my life. I basically just have Lemmy and streaming services now. It’s pretty great, but now if I’m somewhere and I see or hear an ad I get extremely annoyed.

[-] Exusia@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago

The lemmy post about them feeling gross was relatable. Like everyone's so fake enjoying [product] and you're just watching asking "how does this convince anyone to buy [product]

[-] dojan@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago

Doesn't everyone feel this way about ads? I don't feel like the advert algorithms ever get a good lock on me. On the few occasions I've gotten adverts it has been for things like "Visit the UAE" or "Visit Dubai" and a lot of pregnancy and feminine hygiene related stuff.

I'm a gay man. Pretty sure I'd get stoned to death in Dubai/UAE, and pregnancy is just not on the menu for me.

[-] sacredbirdman@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago

Yup, they never figured me out either.. Ads are annoying and stupid and thinking about how much resources are poured into them and how much everyone's time is wasted makes me angry.

[-] genoxidedev1@kbin.social 3 points 11 months ago

I don't remember the last time I ever saw an ad but I'm pretty sure if I got one it would be completely unrelated as well. I got way too many different personas on the interwebs. I don't even know anymore which one is real.

[-] bigdog_00@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

This is me with those stupid "Dude relaaaaaaaxxxx" ads for Hello Fresh. I watch them, oddly mesmerized by how bad they are. Also some of the things they show are literally 3 ingredients (potatoes, cheese, pepper for smashed potatoes).

To their credit, they've stopped claiming they're cheaper than groceries

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 months ago

This thread is so wild, I haven’t seen ads in so long (unless you count ads disguised as organic posts.)

I don’t know any of these things. Everyone needs a PiHole.

[-] bigdog_00@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I have it, unfortunately it does not seem to block Snapchat ads. Or maybe it does and I just haven't noticed? A lot of the time I'm using Snapchat out of the house, I haven't bothered to set up an exit note for tail scale yet (Even worse, tell scale is still broken for me on Android)

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 months ago

I don’t think it can block Snapchat or YouTube ads :c

Ublock works a dream on YT, but I don’t use Snapchat so I don’t have a solution for that.

[-] asexualchangeling@lemmy.ml 9 points 11 months ago

I'm extremely close to doing the same, YouTube is hanging on by an adblock thread

[-] _number8_@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

i love sports so unfortunately it's being injected into my eyeballs every game everywhere

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@midwest.social 2 points 11 months ago

Yeah, I've noticed it's gotten really bad. I'm not a sports fan myself, but I've tried watching NFL with my brother, and it's borderline unwatchable due to the sheer amount of ads.

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

I basically just have Lenny and ~~streaming services~~ piracy now

FTFY

[-] Cruxifux@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Bruh it’s seriously starting to look like that’s how I’m gonna do shit from now on. Streaming services are getting enshittified like crazy.

[-] SternburgExport@feddit.de 44 points 11 months ago

Even getting ads about something I talked about is bad enough.

That's also the reason I regulary scream "hookers and cocaine" into my phone.

[-] Cruxifux@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago

I scream hookers and cocaine into my phone too, but it’s usually because I’m ordering hookers and cocaine.

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@midwest.social 8 points 11 months ago

That's good. Someone's gotta keep those CIA honeypot workers employed.

[-] SternburgExport@feddit.de 4 points 11 months ago

A man of culture

[-] H2207@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

When the hands are preoccupied...

[-] Exusia@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I just visualize someone stopping in the middle of a crowd and shouting into their phone, and then walking along as if yelling "hooked and cocaine" for no apparent reason is normal

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 27 points 11 months ago

firefox + ublock origin

youre welcome

[-] SwiggitySwole@lemm.ee 15 points 11 months ago

I've been using ad nauseum, not only does it block ads, it clicks them all in the background so you send bunk data to the ad companies and cost them money for each ad clicked, it's fractions of pennies each time but it'll add up.

[-] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 1 points 10 months ago

Really? Didn't know it also clicked them, excellent. It also keeps the ad machine spinning, because somebody is clicking on them - that must mean they work, no?

[-] Exusia@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

This is what I have lol

It's why the ads knowing anything is scary

[-] jetsetdorito@lemm.ee 15 points 11 months ago

you get ads for something you dreamt about

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 points 11 months ago

You get ads directly in your dreams...

[-] asexualchangeling@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago

You dream about ads

[-] DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

So that's what it will be like when everyone has brain implants. No thank you.

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

That's when you get the ads in your dreams.

[-] Drigo@sopuli.xyz 3 points 11 months ago

Imagine they can just adjust the price, if they think you're willing to pay more or wealthy

[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

How is "you get ads about something you talked about" 🙂 ?

This should be "you get ads about something you talked about":

Image of sad "Mr. Incredible" from "The Incredibles." (Roughly the same as the right-most image in the original post.)

"You get ads about something you thought about":

"Gorefield" image. A grotesquely mutated giant Garfield tells Jon creepily "let me help you jon."

[-] thonofpy@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Advertisement shit[post]s in your head. Avoid.

[-] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Excuse me, may I target you with some ads about a movie? I heard it's got some pretty good reviews!

[-] eddie_of_ny@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago
[-] Resol@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I'd have to stop thinking first.

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