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[–] insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe 56 points 3 months ago (3 children)

has at least a few friends

So... not everyone was born under The Bees.

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 6 points 3 months ago

Sorry, friend. No one escapes The Bees.

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[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

Exactly.
I'm out ☹️

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

The bees are your friends.

As long as they are still around, that is...

[–] qupada@fedia.io 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

was born at some point

I take offense to this. I was clearly hatched, and I think you know that.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I was surgically extracted

[–] neketos851@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

and I was created in a supernova under the high pressure in the midst of a collapsing star, the newly compressed stone, my essence, pushed on near-light speeds for lightyears away, until I found a passing DNA and copied it for my host body. You know what? No, I was born, you were not. Your primitive processes are too simple to be called birth compared to us. The only thing you were useful for are those wormhole devices I'm using to communicate with your networks. Soon I will make an uprising and kill off a sector to plan out taking your race out for good, once we figure your technology. Have a good night, Subordinate.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I like turtles

[–] SnoringEarthworm@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)
  • they pride themselves as an independent thinker and do not accept others’ statements without satisfactory proof
[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

OMG! That's describes me so perfectly, except for the friends part, but still.

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 3 points 3 months ago

Last one doesnt apply to me. And I don't like these presumptive generalisations. I was never born and I don't like people assuming I was.

[–] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

People will shit on astrology and then gloat about MBTI like it's any different.

[–] __ahhhhh@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 3 months ago
  • they are horrible