My hands look like that so her hands can look like this
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The sheer difference in meaning before and after watching Evangelion is astonishing.
I'm so fucked up
Might wanna see a doctor about that
Yeah, that’s a classic case of Acute Waifuitis. If you notice your firend’s computer hardware starts manifesting anime girls, treat that as a cry for help. He won’t be aware of it, but you may be his only hope.
Early symptoms include disrupted sleep cycle due to binge-watching seasonal anime at 3 AM, developing strong opinions about dub vs. sub, and using obscure anime references in real world situations.
It can progress to full-blown Weeb Ascension Syndrome, where you start collecting figurines you can’t afford, and unironically using Japanese honorifics with your friends.
Better get that checked out before you wake up one day with a katana collection and a part-time job at an anime convention.
No big deal, just lick the excess off your fingers and carry on.
I think I'm going to be sick...
its a reference to end of NGE, where shinji jerks off to asukas unconscious body when he saw her boob through the sheets.
Weeb goo.
Disgusting.
You are being assimilated. You are Borg. The Borg queen sends you this message: Resistance is futile.
Ear wax?
Thermal paste.
Decepticon semen.
Don’t ask me how I know.
How do you know?
rocks back and forth sobbing
Personal lubricant.
Is there even a theoretical use for thermal paste on a graphics card? Are those heatsinks even removable
Yes. Yes.
All jokes aside, you probably don't ever want to get that stuff on your skin or injest it
UwU
Jerking off JB again?
Justin Bieber?
Weld. JB Weld.
~~Yeah you don't want that shit touching your skin, wipe that off and wash your hands for the next ten minutes or so~~
Edit: I was going with what I learned over a decade ago, I was quite off there. TIL!
What do you think is in thermal paste that warrants such a reaction?
Tylenol obviously
I looked at the SDS for several different thermal pastes, and nothing was too concerning. Most are just zinc oxide and some kind of silicone.
I was going with what I learned over a decade ago, I was quite off there. TIL!
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