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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 65 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Reminds me of:

In case you're a Zoomer, her name is Lamarr.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

I was wondering why a headcrab had a mohawk.

[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This guy was my favourite except maybe for frost peashooter

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 month ago (3 children)

My out-of-date ass thought this was a Ghost in the Shell reference:

[–] Tedesche@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

It should be!

[–] sulgoth@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

That is the first Lego model I've wanted in quite a while.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Either that or the less angular/intimidating, more kawaii/chibi Tachikomas!

Quadruped, not hexaped (sp?)... though they do also have essentially a big ole badonkadonk in the form of the pilot compartment.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

God I hated these cute bastards and what they did to the seriousness of GITS.

Imaging having hundreds of these guys swarming whilst Run Rabbit Junk plays. Just hits really different

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You can also view that sort of... tonal dissonance, as intentional.

Nowadays many people say we live in 'clown world' because of the ludicrous and absurd situations and contrasts.

Like that old copy pasta of the Anarcho Capitalist private detective.

That kind of overwhelming contrast that becomes absurd... thats part of what an actual hypercapitalist hellscape actually looks like.

You could infact, in hypercapitalist hellscape, get gunned down by ED 209 in a boardroom, all due to some stupid botched software update.

Less than 24 hrs ago I read a story about an AI enabled toy bear with a voice... had to be recalled because it kept giving BDSM tips and tricks to 6 year olds.

The 'future' is squidward wretching on the floor, spasming as he repeatedly shouts 'fuuUUTUre!'

Its overwhelming, it just mentally stun locks many people, at just a basic conceptual level.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

IT FOUND THE WRONG PERSON.

YOU ARE IN FOR A WORLD OF HURT, ORANGE TURTLE, FOR IT IS I, YOUR ARCH NEMESIS, OCTOPUS MADE OUT OF GRAPES.

PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM, FOR MY MASTER PLAN IS ALREADY UNDERWAY AND YOUR CITRUSY TRICKS WONT SAVE YOU THIS TIME.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago
[–] Godric@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[–] Wofls@feddit.org 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Plants vs zombies battle for neighborvile or something like that.

[–] Pandasdontfly@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago

Battle for Neighborville was the disgraced sequel that killed the franchise. This is specifically a dude from Garden Wafare 2, as most would know it from.

[–] nefurious_krankstar@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That uhh... I'm not seeing an elephant

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't worry, she's been de-beaked.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago

Though she might try to couple with your head--fruitlessly, of course.

[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Overwatch copied citron for Reinhardt

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Citrus hugs!

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 4 points 1 month ago
[–] suzucappo@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Reminds me of Bugsnax.

[–] Una@europe.pub 13 points 1 month ago
[–] germtm_@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

tangerine headcrab.

[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hmm everyone in here seeing different things, I like it.

Personally, I saw a dragoon. (I need more pylons)

[–] Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

Dragoons really are such a cute quirky clumsy unit

[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

I think it's am headcarb

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sadly it found the wrong people, Gonna need that credit card info. 🍊🔫

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

And the three numbers? Listen, this anime merch isn't buying itself.

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

Thx I really needed this rn

[–] halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Upvoted cause even though it missed the mark with me, I really do want it to find the right people

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Immaculate vibes coming from you, I wish you an auspicious day!

[–] rImITywR@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

giant enemy crab

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

half-life alien chickens?

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] radiouser@crazypeople.online 1 points 1 month ago

I was thinking of a waterbear lol (Tardigrade)

[–] philophilsaurus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Are those pine needles or chives?

[–] ExhaleSmile@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

It's the mobile oppression palace!!