Signs that you have constipation
this post was submitted on 25 Nov 2025
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For anyone who sees this and doesn't see the invisible /s, please don't try to get past constipation by pushing harder. Take it from someone who has made that mistake and continues to suffer the consequences. Give yourself an enema. It will be over much faster and easier.
Toxic megacolon, rupture, or diverticulitis?
Stop it, get some help
You're right. I'll just push myself harder so I can afford a good therapist.
Start with a bad therapist if you have to. Push him harder if it's not working
ChatGPT?
I think ChatGPT is problematic due to privacy issues but local models with about 8 billion parameters actually do a good job in that regard (forgot about this). They are good sparring partners and are good at roleplaying a therapist.
Knowledge about the world is very bad hallucination prone though.
Guaranteed burnout incoming
I am kill
no
Sudoku?
I'm in this picture and I don't like it.
I have no mouth and I must push harder
Learning that in was already pushing harder than most, and that pushing hard does not mean success was a very important lesson in my life. Playing to my strength and forgiving myself for my weaknesses has help me be successful.
chat when will the horrors end
wish I could say when we die, but that could be when they truly begin...
"I will work harder" - Boxer from Animal Farm
buddy, are you doing fine? want some one to talk to?
I'm good, I just need to push myself harder 👍
no problem buddy, must maintain the grind
It's our curse, that makes this world so hopeless