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Sign at the local community garden (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by Agent641@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 8 points 2 months ago

"Hi! I'd just like to ask, about what percentage of your compost is made of people? I've got a rare plant that's REALLY picky about the human content"

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Trespassers will be prostituted

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 1 points 2 months ago

Okay, it's a deal.