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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If a post is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Be nice. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements to private messages.
  7. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 70 points 2 months ago

Crippling anxiety and a bottle of Zoloft

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 49 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] KingGordon@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] tyler@programming.dev 40 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I have adhd. This is mean.

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[–] 3ra@lemmy.world 36 points 2 months ago (2 children)

A laptop and an... uhhh... a laptop and a... fuck ju- just give me 2 laptops I guess.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A MacBook in the left hand, a Microsoft Surface in the right.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

Fine, but when I introduce your figure to the rest of G.I. Joe, you're teaching them how to run Linux on both.

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Guillotine and list of billionaires and corrupt politicians

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A bottle and a martini glass.

Cheers!

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[–] JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 2 months ago (3 children)
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[–] missphant@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 2 months ago (3 children)
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[–] fin@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] Beardsley@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (3 children)

"Uh...um....LETS COMMENCE THE JIGGLIN'.."

[–] fin@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

Lemme ask you something...

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 10 points 2 months ago

I'm still here, I'm just real depressed

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[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

My two cats.

Though to them, I am the accessory.

[–] eldoom@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 months ago (7 children)

A steam deck and a toilet.

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[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

Depression and debt

[–] chirospasm@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 months ago
[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

a coffee and a second coffee

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Laptop and a bag of chocolate

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[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Ha! I was gonna say a blunt and a monster!

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I guess we're nemeses now 😂

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[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

A soldering iron and a thumb drive full of linux distros.

[–] confusedwiseman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 months ago
[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

A knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which has a knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which has a knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which has a knife and a miniature copy of the action figure which...

[–] sparkles@piefed.zip 12 points 2 months ago (3 children)

A swipe badge, and a thinkpad that mainly gets used as a frisbee.

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[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Lexapro and crippling social anxiety

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[–] afox@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Moonshine and night vision goggles. Let's jiggle!

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[–] Realspecialguy@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Sandles and a strip of acid

[–] Son_of_Macha@lemmy.cafe 11 points 2 months ago

Bong and blow lighter

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago

Linux laptop and large mug of green tea

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Glasses (missing)

Extra large toilet roll

[–] Mastengwe@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

Crippling ADHD and an uncomfortable smile.

[–] ignoble_stigmas@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My radiating sense of humor and a rope

[–] kinther@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Laptop and serial console cable for accessing network devices

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago

A Molotov cocktail and an anrachist flag

[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

silicone-based lube, and a laptop

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

A laptop and a bow.

Don't judge my hobbies.

[–] bitMasque@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

New distro name dropped?

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[–] Semester3383@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] yeah@feddit.uk 8 points 2 months ago

crochet WIP and a glass/bottle of wine.

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