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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 38 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Was your Thanksgiving catered by 7-11?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago

Ha, yeah right, I wish! I couldn't splash out that kind of cash this year.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hey, they have some of the best gas station pizza! I did in fact get a pizza from them on Thanksgiving.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 months ago

No doubt. Saviour when working late hours on the road.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's a Real Man's Food!™©® Charred hotdog dipped in used motor oil!

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 6 points 3 months ago

Nothing beats a banger in the mouth!

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How many pounds of hot dogs did you serve at your hot dog only Thanksgiving supper?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Was a wheelbarrow involved? .... or several wheelbarrows?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

It's much easier on the back than carrying those massive burlap sacks.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Everything was fine until the 10 cent ramen joined in. (Well 45 cents in Trump's America)

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Actually, the green-bean casserole my work-mate offered was the un-planned-for, late-arrival part. Otherwise, I wasn't planning on warming the ham up. It was all delicious together.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 2 points 3 months ago

For me - Green bean casserole is delicious and is a welcome part of any leftovers

[–] socsa@piefed.social 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Honestly I'd rather have the crispy hotdogs

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I took OP's premise and found last-night's work-lunch fit the bill at least so well as their food pic. Surprised I took the pic, but I was having similar thoughts to OP's at the time.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I fully acknowledge I am the weird one who just doesn't like thanksgiving food. I'm not even usually a picky eater. I just don't like turkey and pot luck style casserole.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 months ago

I hate turkey, and I smell/taste-test casserole before committing.

[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 7 points 3 months ago

The charring and the reduction of the juices at least show me there’s some inkling of cooking ability.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 7 points 3 months ago

The background makes this picture.

[–] Bathamster@feddit.org 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Your turkey looks very phallic

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Better than my phallus looking like a turkey.

...although...

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 3 months ago

Giving the term "cock gobbler" a whole new meaning.

[–] circuscritic@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago

This is shittyfoodporn, not yesplease

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Thanks! They really are. I did my best.

[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago
[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 4 points 3 months ago

Serious dad vibes. Lord of Leftovers.