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[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 67 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛ Donald Trump⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛

⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛ did ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛

⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛nt⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛blow Bill Clinton, better than Monica ⬛⬛⬛

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 25 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Which still implies he did blow Bill Clinton, just not very well

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Bullshit. He gives tremendous blowjobs. The best. Perfect. He pays attention to the balls. He doesn't ignore the shaft. Zero gag reflex. No one can swallow better than him. In fact, some people are saying that they'll never be a better bj giver in the history of mankind!!!

[–] NotSafeForWorld@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Grok, is this true? Does Donald Trump give better blowjobs than Elon?

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Makes more sense to just ask Clinton

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

we're not speaking. he knows what he did.

Grok: While there is no doubt that Donald Trump would enthusiastically gobble that cock, if Elon were to see what is going on...

Grok is choking on his coolant fluid trying not to crack his weights up too far on this query

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Which is exactly something trump would say not getting the implication is worse.

[–] aarRJaay@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Naahh in his broken brain he'd come out saying "I give the BEST blowjobs" guy can't stand being secondbest.

[–] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Biden ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛did ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛it.⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Thanks ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ Obama ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 38 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

mind you, any and all democrats will be un-redacted.

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 17 points 3 weeks ago

except for Bubba

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 32 points 3 weeks ago

great day for the toner ink industry

[–] BC_viper@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago

Every paper will be 3/5 black. Which the south will love.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 18 points 3 weeks ago

At this point it'd be less of a hassle to just buy black paper.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Don't forget Biden written in crayon on every page.

[–] Yankee_Self_Loader@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Sharpie more than likely

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 5 points 3 weeks ago

He's going to put Rosie O'Donnell in there. I guarantee it.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

What happens at the Deadline?

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 3 weeks ago

Some very strong words from one of our top Democratic politicians. They think this one is going to really hurt his feelings.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago
[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Get ready for "[redacted] is the American president" to become a meme!

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

They've spent a million just in censoring these files

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

a week before christmas? oooh, w'ere getting riots for the holidays

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

The epStein CP Files

[–] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 weeks ago

⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛Biden ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛