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What are your plans for the heat death of the universe? (lemmy.ca)
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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Space heater.

I'll see myself out to !dadjokes@lemmy.world

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Just planning to chill, same as I do every other night of the year.

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Chill until we cannot chill any further.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Cuddle for warmth

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

well I'm probably scheduled for work so....

[–] Camille_Jamal@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You don't have to do work when it's thousands of degrees, do you?

if so, that sucks

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

welllllll.....I've been in the kitchen for 37+ years soooooooo........

.... fuck

[–] Camille_Jamal@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

aw that sucks, anyways hope work is better during the heat death of the universe for you!

have a good day!

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Probably just go around again

[–] usernameusername@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

When it happens I'll keep calm and tell a trusted adult

[–] Camille_Jamal@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago

I don't know, I can't plan ahead more than 5 minutes

[–] piconaut@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

I have reservations for dinner at Milliways.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

get high

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

Drop a ten strip and create a new big bang.

[–] cv_octavio@piefed.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Throw a big party.

And I mean big.

Like we're gonna have to watch to make sure the salsa doesn't collapse into a black hole big.

[–] Camille_Jamal@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Can I join?

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 4 points 2 weeks ago

By that time I can release that giant fart that I am saving for.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Start a fire, drink 22 beers outside, smoking weed and grilling food.

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

Oh shit is that this weekend? I was gonna make plans but I kept putting it off and never got around to it.

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over.