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described the $599 device (it also requires a subscription that starts at $7 per month) as a toilet bowl attachment that uses “optical sensors and validated machine-learning algorithms” to deliver “valuable insights into your health and wellness.”
Do they take their product ideas from the Onion?
This can't be real, can it??
It's real. A lot of information can be taken from those bowls, you know, the kind of information big corporations will use to fuck you up when they get the chance.
My first thought is Scrubs... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LK0fU6Kq4xU
Reminds me:
I have to rewatch Scrubs! :-)
They've been around for a decade or more in Japan.
A 'smart toilet'? What the hell does a toilet need to be smart for? And then, cherry on top, toilet and camera in the same sentence. The world needs to end.
What the hell does a toilet need to be smart for?
To understand it's being fed shit.
Lol.
A trip to japan may reveal that smart may not be a thing but borderline magical just might be.
It's literally that Simpsons in Japan episode.
I don’t know what’s funnier. A “smart toilet” or the fucking moron that is dumb enough to buy one.
Let's not be hasty, some people would definitely need some aim assist.
Never install a camera in a bathroom
Like, you don't install anthrax in a maternity ward
Well, I can see some use cases. But they're usually not pointed down in the bowl.
The average person is most likely to be familiar with E2EE through messaging apps, like Signal
An even more average person is most likely to wonder why you're taking pictures of their poop in the first place.
"Enshittyfication" - now in its natural environment..
This is as close to the definition of a shitty idea as it can get.
Rich cunts really will buy any-fucking-thing
101 : Don't create data you don't want in the wrong hands.
I do my best to avoid putting toilet data on my hand.
please get in line for Mandatory Penis Inspection
I'm sorry... a smart toilet camera? WTF??
Awaiting the camera that inspects your feet for issues and no-other-reason in 3.. 2..
That's just what they mean when they say The Bold Look of Kohler.
Just make sure Keegan Michael Key is around to help reboot your smart toilet https://youtu.be/ddgVVeSX_tE
Rich people are insane. Why pay extra to stream a butt hole camera?
