this post was submitted on 07 Dec 2025
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[–] Manjushri@piefed.social 128 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That's not a stray cat. That's your cat now. You've been chosen. Conrats.

[–] muhyb@programming.dev 90 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Thanks! Cat distribution system is working.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] muhyb@programming.dev 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wish but sadly no. This happened far from my home.

[–] meep_launcher@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That poor cat is gonna have to hitchhike so far just to get to your front door now!

[–] muhyb@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

Heh, made me smile. Thank you. :3

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 14 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I kinda wish I had been chosen by a stray, instead I went to a shelter and let one of the cats there choose me so I guess it's close enough.

[–] Manjushri@piefed.social 12 points 2 months ago

I've done that. I've gone to rescues and adopted a cat. I've gone to animal controls. I've foster failed. There's no bad way to get chosen by a cat. But yeah, getting chosen by a stray on the street has got to be a really special feeling.

[–] muhyb@programming.dev 5 points 2 months ago

That's also fine! It's a smaller pool but still a cat chooses you.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My last cat I entered the room at the shelter and she instantly jumped on me and climbed me, the cat distribution system knows, I miss her so much

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 2 points 2 months ago

Haha. The precious girl I ended up with bamboozled me a bit. I picked her up at the shelter and she clinged to me and started purring, then when I got her home I found out she can't stand being held. She's a smart one though, I love her.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

This has to be Istanbul. It's a stray in the best possible city in the world to be a stray cat in.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 32 points 2 months ago

How did you not take him home!? You were fated to meet him, he chose you! Go back!!!

[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

His name is Johan. You are his human now. You may call him Joey or “yoyo” or many other familiar terms of endearment (assuming you are familiar with the European soft ‘j’ sound. 🪀)

You must feed him nutritious and delicious meals, give him affection and love and reverence, and do his every bidding. This is the will of our (sectarian cat over-)lord. I wish you a happpy and harmonious life together. I now pronounce you Johan, and “Johan-adjacent, subservient sycophantic lackey”. You may now scoop his litter.

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just saying, we have a cat living in our own house who is not that friendly...

[–] Uri@infosec.pub 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] starlinguk@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You have to learn cat language.

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Oh, we know, and we've tried. Since we've been married, this little one is our 9th cat, and I've never seen or had one so resistant to being touched.

[–] Uri@infosec.pub 12 points 2 months ago

Take her to your home

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 months ago

What a little sweetie!

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 10 points 2 months ago

Omg I'm so jealous!!

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] muhyb@programming.dev 14 points 2 months ago

Not this time but close enough, still in Turkey.

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well, it's not Constantinople.

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Been a long time gone, Constantinople.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hey now! Why spreading all the Turks business?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

People just liked it better that WAY!

[–] Amuletta@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What a little sweetheart. I love tabbies.

[–] muhyb@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

Tabbies are my favourite too!

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I too scare 2 touch strangers even when they’re at cutest

Any paranoid people in this community, no just me OK nvm

[–] treesquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I try to touch every cat even when I know they're not nice. Occasionally getting scratched or bitten, which only happens extremely rarely, is completely worth all the extra cat cuddles I get to have. Kitties are life.

[–] li-ke354@thebrainbin.org 3 points 2 months ago

Since it likes you so much, you can adopt it.