This is the first thing I thought of when the corn memes started.
Reeeally hope those were dentures... otherwise, ow.
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I don't know ... but I think they are now
The lack of blood spraying out makes me thing so. Source: Been around a few people that lost teeth from impact. Gushed like a fountain.
Or just staged.
I've seen some genuinely funny stuff from the Chinese internet, but that just looms like it hurts.
looms
Fitting typo?
Sure. Let's go with that.
Loom here buddy ... that's a typo and you know it
Dunno what you're on about. Looms ok to me.
I hate it when these things come true. The Among Us one still makes me uncomfortable in an existential way.
Which one?
The one that was just a bunch of random squares. A few years later, boom, they looked like crewmates.
Aw damn, I could've sworn I saw it as a meme on its own. Ah well, guess I just misremembered. Thanks.
Oh, I don't remember that one, but I could see it. The Among Us "shape" shows up a lot in things.
Homestar Runner was the first astronaut in the Among Us lore.
So is now the future in that meme?
No not yet but soon
Almost
Should have used Thompson's Teeth.
Teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!
Torgo's Executive Tooth Powder
Nsfw this please
Those Huskvarnas are powerful.
This is why you do not put bits you would like to keep attached anywhere near a powered rotating spindle.
Sorry guys, guess I'm late for the party, but what's the deal with the corn related posts today?
Today? Well you see, there was a lot of corn yesterday and it's still going.
Any particular reason though? Or it just snowballed?
From what I've seen, it's like the beans. It'd been a while since we had some ridiculous/fun trend.
I still haven't found what started it though.
God said: too much politics, corn instead” and we followed his divine teachings.
What's the audio like?
whhhhhirrlllllllll .... plink, plink ...... AHH, MY TEETH (in some Asian language)
As much as I hate artificial intelligence, I think it would be funny as hell if someone could throw this through an AI model and ask it to generate sounds for what it sees...
Nah, Foley art is being lost. Do it by hand!
Here's a beginner Foley artist: https://youtu.be/dJnwa9xvqMg
Damn, either tools and public sound libraries have gotten a hell of a lot better since I last looked, or "beginner" does that artist a disservice
I guess by that time, they had some experience. This one is the same channel but 16 years ago https://youtu.be/maYNCjaDkio
And now he puts it into his ass.