Yes.
And I'll do it again you bitch.
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If I use a different hard drug, this time will be different!
What would you want it to be different? That's the great thing about drugs. You change but they stay the same. Alright alright alright.
Needs accessibility.
That's a deep and profound message. Thank you.
You guys wanna go get hiiiigh?
Only for a good price
Counter-offer: I half-ass it and use soft drugs
Yeah…
And how's it going?
Not the worst idea I ever had…
Not for long
Yeah but I don't have money and don't know how to get them.
It's cheaper to just make them yourself at home!
Instructions unclear.
I was going for fentanyl and got something that burns when you touch it
I think you're supposed to take it off the stove before you smoke it
Oooh it's been pretty tempting there, Clippy m'lad. But the number of hard drug users I've met and liked is pretty low (not zero, though), which holds me back a bit.
met and liked
So if you met none, it's still true.
This is true. But I have met some - didn't like most, liked 2 or 3 (only thinking it's a damn shame they were on a dark path)
someone on Grindr offered to do meth with my.
God I was tempted.
I'm in a low point in life, and that I was so tempted, I sometimes hate myself for turning them down
When I was in my early 20s a grindr arrangement showed up at my place and something was clearly wrong. tweaking with a meth pipe asked me if I wanted any.
I was insulted, but let him jerk off to me anyway in exchange I got to toss his drugs and paraphernalia. Nothing against drugs, but hope that dude in particular stayed clean.
You'll thank yourself later. I sat next to an addict in the train today. Felt nothing but pity for that poor soul. It's a great way to become a bad rolemodel, if you have such aspirations.
Sometimes it feels like our life's are not our own. We're just cog wheels in the machines of society. Than you look at a person like that and you realise that you've got it pretty good, all things considered. We do have a lot of control of our own lives, but we take most of it for granted.
You've probably sat next to tonnes of meth addicts.
Most of them just probably didn't show.
When I think of meth, I think of the USA. I'm not American, so I don't expect it. I'm not sure if thats a fair assumption, but it's one I make.
Someone offered me some mints in a club in Bangkok and I thought nothing of it. Didn't sleep for almost three days. I couldn't figure out why until I found a mint in my pocket when going out after I'd finally slept and felt like I could rip a phone book in half.
The mints were definitely meth.
I know that, but damn, long term depression and general shittiness of life can hit hard. I would likely do anything for a hit of dopamine, to just fell like a human again, for just a moment. Hopefully me therapist doesn't cancel tomorrow again
I'm a city bus driver, and I found a bag of meth. Gotta say I was tempted. Take a week off work and have a little meth-cation. But it's such a gnarly drug, not worth it. Shit just highjacks your brain. I hate to say Nancy Regan was right about anything, but just say no to that shit.
But I did get to walk into the supervisors office and shake a bag of meth and loudly ask if he was a "cool" supervisor, and if he wanted to party. Not everyday you can flaunt a bag of hard drugs in the work place. Was a fun day.
the thing with long term depression, no amount of consequences seem real compared to the promise of feeling any positive emotions for a few minutes.
the main reason I didn't try it is because I fear all the consequences and also I fear that I won't feel anything good from it. tried other drugs like weed and shrooms and they are all disappointingly meh, I think my brain might be immune to some drugs. tried a dose higher than a hero dose and all it did is keep me awake with no other effects. it was annoying.
Well I don't know how to fix long term depression, but meth definitely isn't it! And your brain is not immune to drugs, it just may take sometime for it to realize how much it likes it. You are absolutely as suseptiable as any other homosapien to drugs.
The best advice I can give is diet and exercise. Probably won't fix all your problems but it'll give you the best grounding.
Took like twice a hero dose and it did ziltch, after a year of stopping antidepressants (weren't working anyways) because the are known to stop shrooms from working. I also need like really high doses of weed to feel a dose, smoking doesn't help me as my liver cleans it faster than I can smoke.
I'm only alive because I have a superhuman liver, I tried leaving this world a few times by OD (blood pressure meds+alcohol, OD on antidepressants...) no effect whatsoever, had to wake up next day and attend meetings like noting happened.
nothing is more surreal than attending a zoom meeting right after trying to leave the planet.
to make your very own clippy:
one kg of cocaine
one power charged joint
one bottle of vodka
red chalk or whatever shit they use to draw those pentagrams in movies
white candles. They gotta be white
your own jizz
your blood
a paper clip of course
and finally a kidney
sniff the cocaine, drink the vodka, and smoke the joint AFTER drawing the pentagram and lighting the candles. Then place the paper clip in the center, jizz on it, pour your blood on it, and chant "clippy" while running around the circle with your underwear on your head. It'll probably work.
The kidney is so you can get a new kidney after you drank a whole bottle of vodka why'd you do that I didn't tell you to. Oh wait no I did nevermind. But alcohol isn't good for your kidney so you gotta get that replaced
Idk where to buy them.
Look up the most dangerous area in your town and talk to the guy who stands outside the liquor store. Voila! /s
Note: in my experience this does NOT work if you are a clean-cut looking person. You will be assumed to be the police and/or you will be threatened. You get your girlfriends to buy the drugs for you.
The real mistake is looking like a cop in the first place. /s
I support this message.
not tried but considered
I feel this so hard right now.
No just soft drugs clips. Why, you got hard drugs? Do you clips? Where's the drugs clips. Daddy needs a new pair of drugs don't be holding out on me clips.
I've thought about it. I got just barely enough going for me to not, though.