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This administration isn't just run by AI — it's delving head-first into the future.
if you target Americans - anywhere in the world - you will spend the rest of your brief, anxious life knowing the United States will hunt you, find you, and ruthlessly kill you
So they're nuking the white house and pentagon?

Typical American response. Military targets get attacked so they respond by massacring civilians
Comfort bombings.
If you target Americans — anywhere in the world — you will spend the rest of your brief, anxious life knowing the United States will hunt you, find you, and ruthlessly kill you
Unless you’re Israel and the American is in Palestine. In which case, target away! In fact let us get you the coordinates!
That isn't very "turn the other cheek" of you.
The only reason this man turns his cheeks is to grab another bottle of booze off the shelf
Really lean in on that "strongest, most lethal fighting force" rhetoric Hegs


Noooooo but muh news outlets said she lost because of being a woman thooooo
Gaza? Whats that?
Tbf Gaza wasnt mainstream enough - it was still considered a "niche" tankie issue, and evidence of the "let the good be the enemy of perfect" and "the left is devouring itself", it might have cost her dearborn but not the presidency.
multiple polls have basically proven that the genocide issue was major among left-wing dissenters from the party, which were significant. Especially in swing states.
It was the top reason given by people who voted for Biden in 2020 but didn’t vote in 2024 for why they didn’t vote. It did in fact cost her the presidency.
They liked it so much they voted for even more money to the military!... This week
If you target Americans — anywhere in the world — you will spend the rest of your brief, anxious life knowing the United States will hunt you, find you, and ruthlessly kill you.
To my ears that sounds just like something a super badass in a Taylor Sheridan movie or tv series would say. I assume whoever wrote it is a huge fan.

Wait, was not Syria one of the good boys now?
They are still pretending that Syrian Security Forces and IS are different things
It wasn't the government's troops they bombed. Government troops died too in the attack that killed the Americans
The US is attacking it's own assets again
operation cold steel the hedgeheg
Hagueseth 
*latest fad 
Does the US get to write off the losses since they’re just killing their own contractors?
They are probably all the true ideologues of ISIS
Cool so we lobbed a couple missiles at apartment buildings. Meanwhile the guy who killed the Americans was a member of Syrian security forces. Things are going well.
They're saying it was IS. Syrian security forces troops died in the original attack wher Americand also died.
They're saying it was IS. Syrian security forces

So you're saying its some ISIS civil war or wut
I'm making a joke about the shrinking difference between IS and the US-allied Syrian government.
Right but in this case IS killed those government troops in addition to the Americans. So different groups at the very least
I initially heard it was a security forces officer who was involved with IS, but that was early on.
I feel so defended right now 
Very cool and impressive... that these guys have managed to consistently embarrass the "greatest military" for what, 15 years now?
Golani selling his day ones
jolani selling them out, erdogan selling them out, CIA selling them out. Israel just running roughshod over Syria and annexing chunks of it. Wonder how those true blue al nusra and ISIS dullards are feeling rn
All a distraction from the Epstein files.... Which are..... Uh redacted
What about all of the Americans that THEY are targeting?
Operation Hawkeye? Never let it be said I didn’t do the least I could do.
Beats Operation Japseye?