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[–] hoch@lemmy.world 112 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Why use three word when no word do trick?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Bureaucratic requirement? Also gives a moment to wind up.

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

its more satisfying if they know its coming and still cant do shit about it

[–] RedStrider@lemmy.world 139 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] yum@lemmy.eco.br 19 points 5 days ago

Maybe AI isn't so bad after all

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 133 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Who are you?

The man is 100% ego, so if you pretended to not know who he is, he'd probably struggle up and die.

[–] scala@lemmy.ml 9 points 5 days ago

If he replies back.

Say something: "move away, you smell musky"

[–] db2@lemmy.world 81 points 5 days ago (2 children)

"Bald headed bitch"

That's at him specifically, not any other bald guys on the planet except Stephen Miller who is also a little bitch.

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[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.ml 37 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

i'd rather NOT talk to elon musk. i'd rather talk to her daughter vivian. in just three words, "vivian is better". seriously!

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 34 points 5 days ago (2 children)

TIL that elon "reportedly used sex-selective IVF to ensure she would be a boy" only for Vivian to come out as a transfem bi

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[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 days ago

"i prefer vivian"

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 51 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)
[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.ml 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

i really wish she would start a social media site and also run for representative, just to watch her father squirm. seriously!

[–] CrawlerPrincessDonut@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I get you're making a joke, but we need fewer famous people/nepo babies in our government.

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 44 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Nothing, I don't wanna talk with him.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 28 points 5 days ago

Bet it would drive him crazy to just be ignored/met with indifference

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 40 points 5 days ago

Fucking die cunt.

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I only need two: "Kill yourself."

Edit: I just read the part with the Grok chatbot. That's what I get for skimming.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm not going to waste precious words on him, he won't listen anyway. No 3 words from me, just 3 knife wounds.

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

How about "Sic Semper Tyrannis"?

[–] LemmyBruceLeeMarvin@lemmy.ml 23 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I also recommend the 1 day blinding stew

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[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] sploder@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Vivian is his trans daughter's name.

[–] sploder@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Oh! Thank you, I didn’t know her name. I love her long hair.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Eat Shit, Rot.

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 11 points 5 days ago

Release Epstein files

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Paralyze him. Let his comfort be managed entirely by grok. Let his own mechanical deity kill him.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Okay but that's more than three words.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 11 points 5 days ago

"World's biggest loser."

Eat lead, murderer!

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 days ago

"Ewww, disgusting weirdo"

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

"Your dick's broken."

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 4 days ago

STOP GROPING ME!

id tell him duck a minute after i threw the brick

[–] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago

(Raises fist) "Smirk at this"

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