this post was submitted on 22 Dec 2025
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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 50 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Surely that's more of an Easter gift?

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Yeah the Christmas version is the “Perform Baby Jesus’ Bris By Yourself!” package.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The historians are having rage blackouts over celebrating in the wrong month.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Everything is "sold separately" these days. The main kit doesn't even come with the Spear of Longinus?

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago

Ugh don't even get him started on the Resurrection DLC

just get a lego spear. you saved your legos from when you were a kid, right?

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I tried making a joke about this but all the jokes I had were offensive to different types of people so i just gave up.

[–] Verdorrterpunkt@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But what if you not making a joke were offensive to me?

straight to jail

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's where I am right now, lol. Instead of not posting I'll simply nod in solidarity with you.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

we know the jokes we want to make lol

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I figured out one that won't offend!

IKEA Jesus. You even get an extra nail just in case.

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 days ago

The seal has already been broken by the original post

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

The best kind of joke.

Seems more like an Easter basket stuffer.

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 9 points 2 days ago

Seems like something good to do on a Friday.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My son wants to buy one for each of his atheist friends.

i'm pagan and i want one

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago
[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lol what's with the word spell check in this?

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The word "exis" is flagged because it's missing a "t".

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

The word exist does not in fact fully exist. I need a sit down.

[–] ObtuseDoorFrame@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

That red squiggly under the unfinished word is perfect for a shitpost : )

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

I want one.