Put that bussy on a Samsung smart fridge ad and get people talking about how much you want it plurbed.
this post was submitted on 27 Dec 2025
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Step one is renting a VHS copy of the Julia Roberts romantic comedy “It Takes Two.”
You will say “how did this happen” and the answer is copywriting. It’s a lot easier to make a movie if the trailer has a song. So you write an entire movie based on a song title, usually Mo-town, and turn that into a movie. The rights are old and the rights are cheap and the song has boomer nostalgia.
This is how you get the studio funding. The money. Now you’re a player in the game.
With money and fame the plurbers come to you.
Write them an erotic poem. Here, you can use one of mine!
plurb the hidden depths
of my bussy, boy. take in
the sights and the sounds.
Start an apprenticeship with a Plurbing union