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[–] kwomp2@sh.itjust.works 16 points 15 hours ago

Purity tests and identity before process

or why as a lefty I'm enormously annoyed by many many lefties

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 28 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

op is probably sunflower zoned now

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Why you think he even got drafted?

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 1 points 8 hours ago

as a 4chan user they likely used him for landmine detection

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago

Drone zoned

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 64 points 1 day ago (3 children)

She probably thought it was some sort of infiltration attempt by the Kremlin.

I too don't trust Russians who aren't open about hating their government and wanting their government to retreat from invading sovereign nations.

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 7 points 9 hours ago

Me too but with Americans

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 10 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I too don’t trust Russians who aren’t open about hating their government and wanting their government to retreat from invading sovereign nations.

That's a fair position to take, but I know far to many Americans who hold this view while being silent about our occupations and the constant drone strikes.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Fortunately it's entirely possible to be neither Russian nor American.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 5 hours ago

Well considering that Russia has basically lost a war to a largely civilian-based resistance, and the US seems insistent on sending all of their troops to rather pointlessly freeze to death in Greenland, I'm not particularly concerned about either country engaging in world domination.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 20 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Seems dangerous to say that on social media if you live in Russia ... so yeah, kind of difficult to build trust with foreign social media contacts.

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 124 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Fake: girl was actually interested in anon

Gay: anon is implying they aren’t in the military, but Russia requires all men to be cannon fodder. Ergo, anon must be a woman, and women who like women are gay.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 14 points 21 hours ago

cogito ergo gay

[–] three@lemmy.zip 51 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fake: there are no women on 4Chan

Gay: you're hyper focused on another man's genitals

[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Haha fair enough

Tbf though, I don’t think I said anything about genitals mate, so I think that last bit might just apply to you lol

[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

genitals mate, so I think that last bit might just apply

Now look who's hyperfocused

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's like saying you're from Germany in world war... Actually, it doesn't matter which one.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Third time's the charm Germany, be the good guys this time

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Nah, Germany decided to embrace Zionism after failing at Nazism. They wont be good guys any time soon.

[–] Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 day ago

Zionism is just Nazism with a different team.

[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

Maybe next time we just don't get involved at all? That would be nice

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago

Wdym they weren't last time? /s

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 19 hours ago

Far right ideology is on the rise there too. They just got rid of welfare to fund the military and tax breaks for the wealthy.

[–] NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

So relatable, amiright fellow kids?