this post was submitted on 07 Jan 2026
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[–] miz@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago

im not doing a captcha to read something with this title

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s a tens machine with a Bluetooth dongle inside it.

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah, you'd get the same result just shoving a tens lead or two up your butthole

[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

I think medical emergency workers would prefer people to use the wierd bandaid, that'd spare them a week or two of labor per year probably

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why would I do that when I can get a taser for cheaper

More current = more better

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

I think someone died that way.

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

I do believe in this case yes, more is better.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

ill wait until the generic "Bust Buddy" comes out, in the hopes it will be cross compatible with my auto-jerk tube and my ass blaster so i can mount/wear them all simultaneously like a suicide crotch vest as i hold the switch in my fist and activate the Erotic Valhalla mode.

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pauly Shore voice: Tasin' ma gooch

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

(pitch upwards) buuuuuuuddddyyyyy

[–] CarbonConscious@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago