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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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Pollen drenched flowjob queen (bee)

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[–] e0qdk@reddthat.com 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Lag@piefed.world 3 points 1 week ago

I was here on this historic day.

[–] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Who are we to say what bees suspect?

[–] TheFogan@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

was my thought exactly, from everything i understand... bee's are just prostitutes. They let flowers nut on them... to gather the food they need to feed their families.

[–] PierceTheBubble@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

The queen B be pimpin' the worker beeatches

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I mean, they keep coming back.

[–] PierceTheBubble@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I would suspect it expects to get nectar, only to be brutally violated in the process

[–] bejean@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

The bees know and they're into it.

[–] spongebue@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Oh, they fully suspect it

[–] lefaucet@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 week ago

Pretty sure they gobble down that protein-filled nut

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
[–] fubo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tree jizz makes me sneeze.

[–] PierceTheBubble@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

Your nose or...?