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Welcome to Funhole! The first and only hole on SDF exclusively for fun content! Are you a content creator? Then come post your content and join the fun!

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[–] pmjv 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Funhole is the first and only hole on SDF exclusively for fun content!

Also why do you insist on vilifying my best friend Mobilek?!

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

:( I know but my friends don't understand the real meaning of the "fun" part in "funhole"... sad... sad...

And Mobilek IS EVIL, it's not your best friend! It's just a talking computer in the shape of a phone (bad)! You should not talk to computers! You should not touch computers!

It begins with "it's just for keeping in touch with the family" and it becomes you tipping in little computer boxes!

[–] pmjv 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

But he can talk to satellites!

[–] mcz@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I can also talk to satellites, they just can't hear me when I'm down

[–] pmjv 7 points 2 months ago

I hope you feel better, buddy.

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And that's why he's my best friend...

[–] pmjv 2 points 2 months ago

Strange reason, but ok!

[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That's a funny looking book he's holding

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Thank you for engaging!

Yes it's a gun book, but you can use a hammer book too!

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 10 points 2 months ago

I prefer my pump action books

[–] exu@feditown.com 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Make sure to consume content at 232.78°C

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Minus 1° it can destroy Mobilek while preserving your book!

Thank you for engaging with my content!

[–] MotoAsh@piefed.social 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Was this the script for Amazon's War of the Worlds?

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thank you for engaging with my content!

I don't know I don't Amazon. Was the script generated by a cumpunto?

[–] MotoAsh@piefed.social 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't think so, but it's so bad it may as well have been. Being more disjointed and crazy might've helped it suck less.

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

They should fine tune language models with funhole comment. It would be funnier.

Aliens arrive on earth. One human downvote the aliens. Every other humans start saying "Thank you for creating content!". Then the aliens respond "Thank you for engaging with my content" to every single human. Then a picture with the word "CUM" appears in the sky and every one upvote. Jesus arrive from nowhere and humans and aliens are all upprayed and happy. The end.

Post credit scene: Someone report me for promoting violence.

[–] hzl@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 7 points 2 months ago
[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[–] qrstuv 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thank you for creating tutorial content!

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Thank you for following it!

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This clears things up. Thank you for your educational content

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thank you for engaging with my content!

[–] mcz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Thank me for editing my comments!

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Thank you for editing your comment!

...

Unless you've done it on your Mobilek...

[–] null@piefed.nullspace.lol 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My Mobilek doesn't have teeth -- is that an add-on I can buy?

[–] lessthanluigi 7 points 2 months ago

It's a paid app with a monthly subscription on the MobilekStore.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 2 months ago (4 children)

People praise books over other forms of text/reading and I don't get it. Books can be as vapid and stupid as social media. Just read anything by Ayn Rand or Terry Goodkind.

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Well, if you drop the full sword of bullshit series from the second floor, it's pretty useful for destroying a Mobilek.

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

How to Read a Book

(presented in video format, hosted on an evil war profiting corporation's server so your phone can tell you how to read a book.)

[–] pmjv 7 points 2 months ago

I feel very dirty watching this on my mobilek.

[–] AfricanExpansionist@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago

Terry Goodkind... Now there's a name I haven't heard in years

[–] pmjv 6 points 2 months ago

We, the apostles of prophet Mobilek!

[–] LostWanderer@fedia.io 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I am beginning to understand Funhole a bit more with every post...Books have always been my ally (curated based on author as there are some bad actors out in Book Land). I knew that talking to computers, even small ones was the worst mistake that anyone could make. A phone is a tool, but, it is never your friend!

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Thank you for your understanding!

(and don't listen to the creators on the mobilek team, they're brainwashed and want you to follow them on their boat to do weird things with eggs)

[–] LostWanderer@fedia.io 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Thank you for acknowledgment of my understanding! Mobilek does have deranged creators, but their weird egg related activities aren't so bad (I don't jive with that kink though). However, their Mobilek chatbots which are actively brainwashing and making people think weird, reality disconnected thoughts is far creepier. Their trying to keep people clicked up in a darker way than most; all for the money dollars, surveillance, and control!

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

absolutely! stay prayed up!

[–] pmjv 3 points 2 months ago

Don't talk to me or my mobilek's ai-girlfriend ever again!

[–] pmjv 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

FUNHOLE:

CIVIL WAR

SOON(TM)

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago
[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)

"Funhole" sounds like a sexual euphemism...

[–] pmjv 7 points 2 months ago

Get your mind out of the gutter, sir!

[–] pleasureyoucanmeasure 5 points 2 months ago

bonk! go to hornhole

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

That's just the beginning of the fun part!

Thanks for engaging!

[–] mcz@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Thank you for creating gun shaped book with a trogger content!

[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Thank you for creating content to view on my Mobilek

[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Thank you for engaging on your Mobilek!

Glad you have no soul.

[–] xia 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Mobilek ?= "Mo[re] bile, kay?"

[–] pmjv 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago