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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 59 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Will this be enough to get Trump to finally give her Venezuela? I doubt it and it'll be way more funny if it's not

[–] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 49 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That ship has already sailed. She's welcome to try at becoming the president of Iran though.

[–] SouffleHuman@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 month ago

Eh, more likely governor of Greenland maybe.

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

0% chance this is a display of weakness

Edit: although who knows, he dragged musk for begging for government money like a dog and then put him in charge of DOGE a couple years later

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 1 month ago

Nope, at this point i don't think she even wants the power, her thing now is acting as if she sacrificed everything for the freedom of venezuela.

[–] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 37 points 1 month ago

Trump is fully aware of how awards work and knows that being handed a gold coin doesn’t amount to being awarded a Nobel Prize. He’ll accept it to heighten the humiliation of this obvious bootlicker, then he’ll ignore her and move on. Classic Trump, we love to see it.

[–] hexthismess@hexbear.net 34 points 1 month ago
[–] Sammmy@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Nobel Peace Prize is a bad joke anyway. He'll probably end up getting it.

[–] moss_icon@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

If Kissinger can get it, anyone can

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago

"mutual respect" lol

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA

This photo is so pathetic lmaoooooooooooooooo

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He looks so genuinely happy lmaooooooooooooo

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's like the energy of his first-term portrait, taken when he was still excited to be president, resurfaced for a moment

[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Welcome back, mr president

feast-1feast-2

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Look at his smile, he actually thinks he won something. what a pathetic little bitch.

He's the kind of kid that they invented participation prizes for, just so he wouldn't throw a tantrum at the awards ceremony, and scream "CHEATER!" at everybody, when everybody knows he was ALWAYS the cheater.

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Idk he might just be laughing his ass off by the sheer amount of dickriding.

[–] booty@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Nah, I don't think he has that level of understanding of social dynamics. He likes it when people give him things or tell him how great he is. He doesn't like anyone who doesn't do that all the time. That's why he and Musk weren't friends for very long. There can't be two greatest humans who ever lived in the same room.

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Nah i explicitly remember him laughing his ass off when the NATO general secretary was kissing his ass. He likes it but does not respect them at all.

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Oh man, he loves making people kiss his ass. Remember Romney?

[–] DasRav@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

People need to buy a karate trophies and just give them to him. It will shut down his brain for the rest of the day.

[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 1 month ago

I literally chortled so loud I scared my cat when I read this. Needed a good laugh. This seasons writers are hilarious

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

This is so funny

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

This is like when your friend pines after someone and everyone can see the friend zone coming but them

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

michael-laugh 2026 is shaping up to outshine 2025 on the comedy front

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 1 month ago

Even if you are a gusano, can't you see how insanely humillating this is?

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

The real question is how does this effect betting markets on whether Trump gets the 2025 Nobel peace price?

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] dead@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

No. Sometimes you have to refresh xcancel/nitter because it fails to load the tweet under high traffic.

I didn't link to the truthsocial post in the OP. The link below has another screenshot of the trump truthsocial post. RapidResponse47 is an account owned by the Trump administration; it has a "verified government account" badge.

https://xcancel.com/RapidResponse47/status/2011964069075448319#m