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Donald Trump Jr Proposes Invading Colombia Next and Stealing Whatever They Produce
(theshovel.com.au)
I believed the headline was true until I saw the community
this post was submitted on 16 Jan 2026
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Onions for lunch today. Again.
Yeah I thought I read the headline yesterday. Then I saw the time on the post
The man just really likes bananas.
Or great literature?
Me eating yet another onion: "mmmm... cromchy..."
Sure junior, as if we do not know you and your pals are buying kilos of coke.
The administration are cokeheads, more than not I bet. You can see it in them at times. Stephen miller for one I have unmistakeably seen it.
The biz dickheads that support them too. Executives and board members are notorious for doing coke. Often in board meetings.
The hypocrisy does not end there We know the cia likes to use the drug trade to finance off the books operations. Death squads do not pay for themselves. When the military de facto ruling junta in veneziela that cut a deal to stand down and give up maduro, and oversee puppets signing assets over, runs into resistance, we will likely see some of those in fact
You got some reflexes there
don jr would be a better president than his dad. he's still an incompetent fascist but at least we might get legal blow out of it
Didn't Trump Sr just take over what he called a "narco-state," and declare himself temporary president of that country? That would mean Donald Trump Sr. is already "temporarily" one of the world's biggest drug kingpins.
Starbucks was up 4% on the NYSE on the news.