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[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 152 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

It would be insightful if the math checked out.

You can get roughly 1600 beef patties out of one cow. Your 6.5M burgers a day use up 125,937 cows per month and there's 95M cattle in the US.

[–] Egonallanon@feddit.uk 104 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (7 children)

Honestly mind boggling that 125 thousand cows are slaughtered each month just to support maccas. Once you add various other places selling beef burgers and other beef cuts and I imagine the number can get a lot bigger

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 51 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

In any case it’s despicable.

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[–] python@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Most fast food burgers are made from depleted milk cows, so there's actually little overlap with places that sell beef from dedicated meat cows

[–] WildPalmTree@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I have no idea if this is true but it is so genious and calculating that if it is not, i commend you. Wow. You can still call it American (or whatever country you are in) beef and not lie, but it is such shit quality and at such a low price that it has never occured to people. Much like "genuine leather". Humanity amazes me.

[–] python@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah, if everyone stopped eating at McDonald's, supermarket beef wouldn't actually get cheaper, but dog food would. There are a thousand more tricks and shortcuts like that in the animal industry - I'd really recommend watching Dominion, as it shows quite a few more of those

[–] FragrantGarden@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago

Hate to break it to you but your local supermarket and big grocery chain uses cow beef for ground beef also. Same stuff as McDonald's. You guys are perpetuating old info (circa 2012) that has to do with XF trim and LFTB.

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[–] Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Mcdonalds beef patties?

Or regular?

Coz they are thinner than a pickle slice these days

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[–] fonix232@fedia.io 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That count is way off.

An average cow is 600kg, and yields 36-48% in pure meat, so around 250kg.

McDonald's standard patty is 45g, while larger patties - say, like, the Quarter Pounder - go up to 120g.

Presuming 2/3 of all burgers per cow are regular, and 1/3 are Quarter Pounder size, then we have a simple formula to solve:

2x*0.045kg + x*0.120kg = 250kg

That makes X approximately 1190, so the total number of burgers is ~3570, over double of your calculations.

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

1600 patties per cow is a value I've heard since I was a kid in the 70s. It wasn't McD specifically. Maybe the cows have grown fatter or the patties smaller over the decades.

Anyway, my point was, hundreds of millions of burgers doesn't deplete the country of cattle heads. It was an remark about orders of magnitude.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd say that McD's patties are super small. Your average patty will be around 6-8oz, so 170-230g, which is much closer to your initial number of 1600 parties per cow.

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

1600 parties per cow

Oh yeah, those cows are party animals 🙂

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[–] Wfh@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Bold of you to assume McD's patties are pure meat. Probably half the weight is extra fat and pink slime, so you can easily double that.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe in the US, in Australia they are 100% Angus beef

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[–] merci3@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Nollij@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

McDonald's gets the very last stage of leftover beef from the carcass. If they don't buy it, it goes to things like animal feed.

I don't know how much McDonald's-grade beef is on a cow, but I'm guessing the real numbers are how much non-McDonald's beef people are eating, divided by the average weight of cows

[–] FragrantGarden@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

So wrong here. They grind trimmings, the same trimmings that are ground into ground beef that sits in the counters of your local retailer. I sell this shit and can guarantee you the McDonald's system is not my last option, those trimmings all make it into the food supply. Also you can't feed cow parts to food animals ,it's a BSE risk.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 50 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How big does this guy make his burgers that he needs the meat of more than 1 whole cow to make one? 🤔

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's one of those social media posts to get people who don't think for more than 10 milliseconds riled up.

[–] QueenOfSquiggles@lemmy.world 43 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I am enjoying the implication of this. Implying that one entire cow is turned into a single burger

[–] BorgDrone@feddit.nl 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The famous McDonalds quartertonner.

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[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

When you look inside a cow, there's actually no burger to be found. There's definitely something fishy.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

That’s where the McFish comes from.

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

One time I asked a cow if he wanted to be slaughtered and chopped into meat to be cooked and sold by McDonalds.

He didn't ever answer me. Probably in account of the fact that cows don't speak english. It's just as well anyways. It's not like it would have changed anything. It's just cows opinion. It's a moo point.

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

One time I asked a cow if he wanted to be slaughtered

Was it a transgender cow?

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[–] Alsjemenou@lemy.nl 25 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

About 900,000 cows are slaughtered every day. If every cow was 2 meters long, and they all walked right behind each other, this line of cows would stretch for 1800 kilometers. This represents the number of cows slaughtered every day.

[–] apftwb@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

1800km/24hr is 75kph or about 45mph. Imagine a unending line of cows traveling about 45mph into a giant meat grinder.

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[–] nevetsg@aussie.zone 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They eat to grow, they grow to die
They die to be eaten at the hamburger fry
Cows well done

[–] joshcodes@programming.dev 7 points 2 weeks ago

But on the horizon, surrounding the shoppers, came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

That’s about 8000-9000 cows per day. The US slaughters nearly 100K per day. So… mcd is fine.

[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Are there any cats and dogs around your local MacDonalds? If not, you should be worried!

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[–] ChonkyLincoln@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It’s funny they think there is a significant amount of beef in a McDonalds burger. It’s mostly bread, chemical cheese and mayo derivatives.

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Not to be that guy... but all cheese is chemical. You're chemicals. EVERYTHING IS CHEMICALS. Even Full Metal Alchemist got that.

I'm just so tired of misinformation, implying that one cheese that's 100% milk is cheese, but another cheese made with that same cheese plus emulsifiers and preservatives is "THE CHEMICALS." Call it processed, sure. But to imply you somehow have cheese that's not chemicals... is just, fundamentally wrong.

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[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

So it's basically a grilled cheese on a bun?

That sounds delicious.

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[–] menas@lemmy.wtf 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

at some point, this person will do the same for chicken. That will be insane

[–] cheesybuddha@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You can get a lot of hamburgers from a cow, but only two breasts from a chicken.

That means for every two chicken breasts you eat, one chicken dies.

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[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Ham. Ya know, as in ham burgers. Duh!

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Because, as everyone knows, an entire cow goes into one hamburger.

[–] scala@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago

And people complain about vegan food. At least you know what plants your eating. Unlike fastfood.

[–] Azrael@reddthat.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

Does this person realize thay you can make more than one burger per cow?

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

It's McPeople!

[–] hraegsvelmir@ani.social 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Well, clearly, you grind up beef chuck to make burgers, Chuck is a diminutive form of Charlie, ergo the libs at McDonald's have been supplementing their burgers with the cultivated remains of Charlie Kirk. The fake moo is all a plan to make everyone go woke by tricking them into cannibalism. Where's my poster board and red string?

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Cow substitute. The vegans use it. 'I Can't Believe It's Not Bovine!'

[–] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

"do you really think that there are that many cows in the world?"

Well, not now, there aren't.

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