?? what? send trump a bunch of useless junk that won't even reach him as a sarcastic bit? okay i guess. the idea is a bit funny if they actually would reach him
this post was submitted on 20 Jan 2026
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Canada is not the US's hat. The US is Canada's pants.
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There are two outcomes
Secret service unpacks and tosses that shit.
They spin it as unironic support.
The latter is dumber and funnier, so it will happen.
they'd fill a room with all that shit and he'd stand for a photo as the most awarded president
Counterpoint, this is kinda funny
Laughing at them, not with them, sure
World closer then ever to another massive war
These guys: This is world peace!
Finding out you can't send Presinald Trunt the Canuck purple heart you got for being injured in one of the US's imperialist wars as an epic own because the liberal government has gutted Canada Post and shipping via UPS costs as much as you make in a month at your US-owned Tim Hortons job
I don't even understand what they're trying to say
I think it's about Trump wanting the nobel peace prize and his recent aggression with Greenland. But this post is written by someone who thinks politics is like a 1970s sitcom where zany antics get to happen for the audience to laugh at.
We will resist imperial aggression by saying trump is dumb
Canadian ~~liberal~~s need to stop being ~~like this~~.
Canadian ~~liberals need to~~ stop ~~being like this~~.
I think we should do the opposite: send Trump hate mail saying he can't have our trophies from countries we want the US to invade. Like go win a Golden Demon painting trophy and tell him he can't have it because Games Workshop and Britain think he's a loser who can't paint for shit. Or whatever that sport is they play in Canada and no where else but is somehow at the Olympics.
curling?
He will be so owned when receiving your son's tennis trophy.
Go in at night and start burying trophies in his golf courses. Bury them so the little head or baseball bat or tennis racket is the only thing peeping out just waiting to trip some geriatric chud or mangle the blade of a lawnmower.
Do that shit.
Cmon libs just dial it up a little here