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[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You can do it for free in your mind and they can't stop you.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago

"Fundraisers hate this one trick"

[–] anon6789@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Rats can be expensive! They go for around $2-5 each, and it adds up really fast when you've got a lot of carnivores to feed.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You’d think New York would be raking in some side monies.

[–] anon6789@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

You dont wanna feed those things to animals you like! 😅

[–] OhmsLawn@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I have a co-worker or two that I would consider this service for.

[–] Solumbran@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I guess I'm the only one thinking that it's fucking disturbing.

[–] Shelbyeileen@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

I think that means you've been fortunate enough not to feel the need to turn a piece of fruit, bug, or rat into a cathartic feeling of peace or closure. The animal, fruit, or veggie would be given to the zoo creature anyways, and this raises funds to help conservation.

I'll happily name a carrot after my ex and watch it be fed to a giraffe.