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[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 33 points 4 days ago

we got today's murder from at least 3 different angles. literally everybody in minneapolis has their camera out

what I'm saying is, video or it didn't happen

[–] spudnik@hexbear.net 32 points 4 days ago
  1. Don't stick your filthy fingers in people's mouths and this wouldn't be a problem

  2. I hope the biter is ok, based on what I know about ice retaliation

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 32 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Wouldn’t have happened if it wasn’t near their mouth

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 19 points 4 days ago

All that chum in the water doesn't help either.

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Wouldn’t have happened if it wasn’t near their mouth

Worst. "Forbidden Boop". Ever.

Next time at least go for something cute, like a bear, dude. And aim to boop the nose, not get your fingers in someone's mouth.

Charlie Bit My Finger, 2026 Great Meme Reset Edition phoenix-objection-2xok-og

[–] Strayce 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

LMAO the hype on that site for a photo with four big red fucking pixels

EDIT I mean fair enough to OP putting a CW, that's the responsible thing to do. But the site itself is all ZOMG SHOCKING! GRAPHIC! PANIC AND FREAK OUT! Over literally four pixels.

[–] mickey@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago

Yeah I also appreciate the CW and think OP is 100% correct to include it but this shit was uncensored in the new mega earlier lawl. Plus like after everything over the last 2 years it's like, oh no did piggy get his little fingie degloved? womp womp

[–] hexthismess@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago
[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago

maybe it's not safe for them out there in the open water and they should go back to shore.

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago

And then I'm sure they spray painted Blacks Rule on the ice officer and then carved Trump Whore into his face.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Yeah man totally, all those evil rioter hostile npcs are just like heckin zombies, we should kill them all

I bet homeland security actually starts zombieposting about protestors after this, we all knew that was already the subtext of the glut of zombie shit last decade

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago
[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

Fucker should thank whatever demon he worships that it wasn't his dick

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

The finger shouldn't have been dressed that way