I'd probably just keep feeling stuff with my hands. I think using a cloaca for that would be rather crass.
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I'd miss your penis too.
Me too
I would avoid ducks with a vengence
It’d be really novel so i’d probably try to use it for everything at first.
Like full length?
I mean like for holding things when both my hands are already full.
Full length novel?
It's already used for everything. Haha.
It would have cost you nothing to not post this disturbing thought, but here we are..
Sigh, where is the clitoris?
Forehead
Just ducky.