It's funny, if it wasn't for the gun charges, his worst issue would have been with the zoning committee.
Note to self: only legal firearms in the doomsday bunker. Just in case the state is thermal imaging for secret grow ops.
this post was submitted on 28 Jan 2026
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Goddamnit why do the fash get to have all the cool shit? Where's my secret underground gun bunker???? Literally all I have ever wanted in life and these fuckers are the ones that get it. God it's so unfair.
Antifascists used to make underground bunkers. We can do it again!
It's easy to have the time to build your own secret underground bunker when you're a PoS that no one wants to hang with. It's easy to hire people to build your secret underground bunker when you're a leeching PoS billionaire.
Thank you for not being a PoS.
He gets a bandit hat? He just got here, and he gets a bandit hat? Where's MY bandit hat? Why didn't I get shot at?
I mean, you get the petmits you can do that.
Having the government sanction your secret underground gun bunker seems like it's... idk, taking a bit of the fun out of it.
The trick it to make the government pay for it. Its not a secret underground base, its an affordable housing project.
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Gotta give this guy some credit: He knows what he is, with that "VILLAIN" vest.
Humorously the fine print top line says “FUCK” so the full vest says “FUCK VILLAIN.”
Kinksters gone right wing!
There's the comedy of Orgazmo as a hero, but we now need a megamind/despicable me type of comedy of Fuck Villain turning good
Now you have me thinking: Isn't "FUCK VILLAIN" just another way of saying, "rapist"?
I guess it depends on the consent of both parties but for this guy? Yeah probably. lol