The Canadian army should run a bunch of exercises right on the border, just so they don’t get any stupid fucking ideas. I would absolutely not put it beyond ICEatzgruppen to spontaneously try to invade Canada. So, you know, elbows up.
this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2026
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ICE isn't welcome in Canada or anywhere near our country
They shouldn’t be welcome on this Earth.
They should have the police on standby to arrest any agent crossing the border
Bring the fucking military instead. With how these guys are cosplaying military you'll need it.
Hey, but the liberal news and some lemmy users are telling me that Trump is retreating, and that the fight against him is winning…. Don’t tell me that’s all a lie and every day we get closer to fascism?!?!
The copium on lemmy rivals reddit
We do have a lot of successes. But whenever we do, he does something stupid again.
What are some successes?
DOGE got dismantled, Kilmar Abrego Garcia returned from El Salvador, Alligator Alcatraz got closed down.
Alligator Alcatraz is alive and well I hate to tell you.
Those are some pretty weak successes for all the losses we have had.
It appears that was a bad example. I didn’t realize it reopened and is the midst of a legal battle.
Regardless I have hope. I truly thought Kilmar Abrego Garcia was gone forever. So many people thought it was over when Trump nationalized the National Guard in California. Minnesota’s resistance has also served as a beacon of hope.
I truly believe we will win. And when the dust settles we will create a new America, a better America.
You won’t be alive when the dust settles. It’s gonna be a long long time.
Also like 4k people have gone missing from there.
Was doge dismantled or did it serve its purpose?
Also KAG is still being prosecuted and attempting to get deported to Costa Rica, and Florida received $608 million from FEMA for Alligator Alcatraz
It's not over till America 2: The Unfuckening.
I won’t live 100 more years for that. :(
I’m imagining a Canadian Bacon reboot here.
Well, we know that nobody beats Canadians at ICE dancing.
STUPID Libtards in Canada! You think ICE even KNOWS what a CANADA is?
Waiting for the day when the morons cross the border by mistake (somehow) and try to "deport" Canadians
One of them tried to create an international incident at the Ecuadorian embassy.
They "mistakenly" put up signs on Mexican beaches too.
Maybe that was an accident and they're just dumb.
It's both.
Canada!? Oh, you mean cold Mexico.
ICE logic: Canada is the 51st state and we have to clear all these non Americans out of here - they are all domestic terrorists and deserve to be deported... somewhere.
This is a joke, but i wouldn't be surprised if that changes soon, which is depressing.