Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by CodandChips@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

It blocks the paws.

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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Im dumb. Is it a play on pores?

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I don't get it either

[–] yaroto98@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

If it is, antiperspirant blocks the pores, not deodorant.

[–] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Yep

[–] sqw 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

think so. kinda works if you read it in a new yawka accent

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago

Both words are also pronounced the same in the majority of regions in England, or anywhere that doesn't do that "rrrrrrrr" thing.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

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Blocks the pores?

[–] everett@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

This is terrible, have an upvote!