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and so have i

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

He's been in that USA hospice for old folks since 1985, too soon.

[–] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

He fell after a reporter asked him a question the other day and then babbled meaninglessly after he got up.

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 4 points 5 hours ago

it's happening!

[–] StinkySocialist@lemmy.ml 17 points 8 hours ago

Whatever happens to him I hope he suffers greatly 🙏

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 10 points 8 hours ago

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?!?! pog-fish

[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 11 points 8 hours ago

Bro is a sack of blood, his aides have to turn him upside down so he has enough in his head to remember how to speak, just let him have the morphine at this point and send him on his way to hell

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 10 points 8 hours ago

this mfer gonna die and I'm gonna be all LMFAO

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 20 points 10 hours ago

Wishing him the worst

[–] XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX@hexbear.net 20 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 22 points 12 hours ago

assemble the crabs, it is time. hex-crab-chapo

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 42 points 15 hours ago
[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 13 points 12 hours ago

Ole Glitch hasn’t had his software updated in a while.

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 39 points 15 hours ago

Unfortunately:

His prognosis is positive

But I’m still timmy-pray4crab-party

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 46 points 16 hours ago

praying he has a swift de-covery

[–] shath@hexbear.net 16 points 13 hours ago
[–] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 41 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Ok, you know the drill: thoughts, prayers, ancient Sumerian curses, anything that might make a difference.

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 33 points 16 hours ago

Currently praying to God, Jesus, and the spooky ghost specter

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 18 points 15 hours ago
[–] SmithrunHills@hexbear.net 29 points 16 hours ago

Someone has to hire those Etsy witches to do their magic

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 15 hours ago

All crabs report to the raving beach, repeat, all crabs report to the raving beach

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 29 points 16 hours ago

Get worse soon

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 22 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

IF HE CROAKS TONIGHT. BEERS ARE ON ME

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 14 points 15 hours ago
[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 19 points 17 hours ago
[–] booty@hexbear.net 14 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Ulysses, he's weakened. Get his ass!

[–] fox@hexbear.net 19 points 17 hours ago
[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 15 points 16 hours ago
[–] Liketearsinrain@lemmy.ml 10 points 16 hours ago

I wish him a very ribbit

[–] Korkki@lemmy.ml 7 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] whatdoiputhere12@hexbear.net 4 points 15 hours ago

thoughts and prayers I guess