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[–] Shortstack@reddthat.com 80 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

For anyone who didn’t click through, a voter ballot initiative had the minimum wage set to increase to $15/hr for all ages with yearly increases tied to inflation. They reduced and capped it for teens because they’re cunts

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

Cunts is right.

I fucking hate how our country parses and systematically oppresses workers.

[–] Aljernon@lemmy.today 4 points 3 days ago

Nebraskans, my dudes, you have nothing to lose but your chains.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 50 points 5 days ago

Republicans 🤝 Fucking children

[–] sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world 31 points 5 days ago
[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

Because 18 is not adult?

[–] thatonecoder@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 days ago

Republicans: THEY'RE ALL LAZY, THEY DON'T WANT TO WORK!!! Republicans:

[–] Hayduke@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

Bold strategy.