If China isn't buying magic beans, that means the US gets more chances to visit the ogre kingdom in the sky once they grow.
this post was submitted on 07 Feb 2026
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"America leads the world in Hitting Yourself in the Dick with A Hammer. China is afaid to smash their dicks with a hammer, why is that?"
Barely a joke. Incels are hitting their skulls with hammers to adjust their 
CRANOPHYSIOLOGY
Good year to invest in hammers
wait actually?
Yes. According to TikTok, this is supposed to help you get a more defined jawline.
incredible
as they say "Great minds want to smash their dicks with hammers"
China leads in the fight against cancer. Is it time for the civilized world to embrace cancer?
They’re literally doing this with fossil fuels
Whenever I see someone doing something smart and successful, I make sure to do the opposite of that
G*d Bless America
"Naw see, China is dum and unsucessferatin, on account of them being the evil Communists. So we should always not do China thingers."
-- Average American
Hey Mister Vance! I just heard Xi say that he really hates getting kicked in the nads! Sooo, y'know, maybe lean into that too 
But China is the #2 mining country (I think), even when producing bullshit you still have to outsource it to China.
This couchfucker’s inability to say anything that’s not a lie is astounding
It's up there with Trump repeating that wind energy is a Chinese scam because China makes the windmills and sells them to other countries, but "doesn't use them themselves".
This despite the government ban in 2021. It seems like the government's fine with ignoring it at its current level.
Watching my retirement savings evaporate to own the ~~libs~~ Asiatic menace.
Shit, haha!
Gotta love living in the rugpull economy 
Missed the 69420
America is going all in on dumb cryptocurrencies which expose everything (including all of their fraud, lmao), and they don't like Monero. We should be asking ourselves, why is that? Why is our biggest adversary, Big Satan, such an opponent of Monero? If the US government is leaning away from Monero, then maybe we should be using it to fund 
, to buy , all while having it look just like redacted to them.
Bitcoin is an open ledger dependent on extremely heavy computation and a value store backed by nothing, two peak Capitalism brained things to have and put all of your money into. What if you could be one of those gold(futures)bugs, but with an even worse environmental impact? And telling the government exactly where and what your assets are? Generally connected directly to your real identity, and even your real ID? That's also a massive scam in favor of Trump and his friends? Sounds brilliant.
You don’t like sucking dick? What are you, Chinese?
Let him cook (his own testicles in a deep fryer to own the Chinese)
I'm sick of things which are only valuable because people say they are.