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This storm sure has some penetrating force behind it (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago

Fuck me sky daddy! uwu

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So, snow flurries jizz?

Well damn, now I need a condom umbrella...

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 month ago

Flurries jizz

That's a typo. It's actually "furries jizz."

[–] knacht1@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We've been getting dicked quite a bit this winter.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 1 month ago

Yeah, this winter's been a hard one.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Just the tip, West Virginia…

[–] w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Teabagged in Indiana.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Coming to Bravo this fall!

[–] surge_1@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Ohio is gonna get fucked!

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

My name is Storm. Dick Storm.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

That Michigan glove is right exactly where it needs to be.

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

1"? More like 1'