That toothpick really brings out the extremely precise beard!
this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2026
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looks like he also got a shape up.
What'd'you shave with that toothpick?
I have 12 teefpicks. Still not hot. Send help.
Have you tried becoming hot before applying the toothpick?
I've heard that works.
So, hair gel or something?
Hmm, try 5 more pre-toothpicks before the other 12 toothpicks...
Just changing the expression on the face, works too.
Lazlo Cravensworth vs Jackie Daytona
This is an underrated comment right here.
Seems like a guy who really has to take a shit, and a guy who just did.
I am 90% more confident and 75% better at flirting directly after taking a shit. It’s science
Spice!
Most flow!
Just a normal human dude from Tuscan Arizona.
Most drastic change that always comes to mind for me is Anthony Anderson. Watch Kangaroo Jack then his turn on The Shield.