My wife was craving nachos. Yes, she used the microwave for this abomination. No she's not pregnant. Metadata says it was like 7:30pm.
I think she might have won.
this post was submitted on 15 Feb 2026
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I showed this to her. I think I was more amused than she was haha.
The music kicking in every time is killing me
I love me some pretzels and cheese. I've never melted the cheese on to the pretzels like that though. It just looks awkward to eat.
The mind goes to most unholy of places when cast aside by society and condemned to eternal virginity.
We need to know if this is any good at all, if one could make this delicious with proper ingredients.
Well, if you were to take this idea and develop it into something good, you might end up with German pretzels with beer cheese.
Vehicular Manslaughter would be proud
Holy shit. This is a war crime, but the sprinkle of pepper on top is absolutely hilarious. I imagine her sprinkling it on like salt bae over her masterpiece
Taco seasoning (because remember this is supposedly nachos), but yeah I think you're right.
Zooming in, it looks like it's maybe a seasoning blend of some kind.
I hope, for OP's wife's sake, that it's not just black pepper!
Yep, taco seasoning.
This is a cry for help you gotta buy your wife some tortilla chips and cheddar asap
I can vouch for the little plastic container of Hatch Chile Queso at Albertsons/Safeway. We go through so many of these in our house.
I don't think I've ever seen that at the Safeway by me.
That's it folks, shut it all down! We've achieved perfection! There's no point in continuing to post here.
I don't hate it.
Well... She did have the ingenuity to improvise and make do.
What did she say, was it tasty? Did it scratch the itch for nachos?
"It wasn't not nachos. Actually it was quite nice."
I do not endorse this, but apparently she enjoyed it. Also, I've just learned that the pretzels were several months old and stale.
When grocery store food is a 3-hour project away.
I would probably eat that…